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Five hundred metres long yet only six 'bars' less than one inch long will ensure safety. ???? A nine floor glass elevator to access the 32 metre tall walkway. Access on your hands and knees?

No, she is submitting multiple copies of Form THB 1000 as required by law.

We should all lay low. These alleged criminals had 'an assortment of beverages' in the house. How cunning is that?

Thighs......(shudder)

Not strong enough for this job. The chain broke as indicated by the police finding a link.......

In a vote of such importance will the absentees be penalised?

It's very difficult to perform CPR and use your phone at the same time. This is not a joke. The first reaction of local gawkers is to make a video.

That's what was said in an earlier report yet this one says he was in an hotel. Other reports say police arrested him in a taxi (were they hiding under the seats?) another thhat he was '.....on a taxi...... Me, I think he went to Kanchanaburi to look at the scenery.

I'm confused. What is a four-door truck?

A concerned citizen filing a complaint about the size of the gap beneath the 'Covid shield'

Is the Indian still at large?

According to the headline, yes. But in the text it's 'involvement'

The last cruise I went on I was told I would be dining at the Captain's table. I refused, telling the purser that having spent ten grand for the cruise I did not expect to have to eat with the crew.

Then you don't need to hope.

Here you go.....????

His grandchildren. Who, now, will change their diapers.......????

The use of the word 'stable' indicates they understand the door will be locked after the horse has bolted.

I counted my sperm this morning. They're both good.

How could a dead German be living on the premises.????

I think he had the sense to get his legal team to examine his assets etc prior to registering and would have judged that particular share ownership to be inconsequential. It will all come down to interpretation of the constitutional wording.

No, his was stolen. He couldn't find the words to explain how upset he was.

The OP photo looks like two females to me. Both mid 40s yet look younger.

55555!

He refused to make a declaration of his assets when he assumed the position of PM so there is no record to compare. All together now .... ???? Freeze a jolly good fe-eh-low ????........Oh, sorry, that's in another topic.

Yes. They really are the dog's <deleted>.