PETERTHEEATER

Child abuse will not be tolerated.....

But can fhey smell it?

Who is this woman of whom you speak?

More happy endings than you could dream of........

No need. She was 'On her knees apologising'........

Robbing homosexuals is disgraceful!

A combined speed impact Geordie.

No point. The AEDs lack the power needed to jolt the BiB into life.

But not the three Army officers of General rank?

Only one of the three big names has a bridge in Bangkok named after him.........

Tut, Picky, picky!.......6

You may have to. He needs oxygen.

Groan. There's always someone who picks holes in Immigation orders........

Huh! Several millions is chickenfeed compared to that wasted on other projects.

Total allocation is 5.95 BILLION Total distribution, 5,104,000 plus 845,000,000 equals 845,104,000, less than one billion. And the remainder goes where? Answers, on a postcard please, to ...?...

I'm not a tennis fan and the only name that I recognise in the player list is Direct Acceptance.

Thai and Chinese tourism firms are now collaborating to issue tourism promotion campaigns to attract Chinese travelers to Thailand. Too late. TAT already booked the Golden Horde to visit this year

He truly believes that the smoke haze is from forest fires? That photograph would look great on a giant poster in Glasgow city cenre with the caprion "See uou Jimmy"

Royal command.

Hardly fair given that one is a bigger target than the other.......

When this scandal broke a couple of weeks ago, the head o)0f Immigation Police was reported as saying that his people were squeaky clean. I realise now he was talking about personal hygiene......

Although located in UK I have accounts with KTB and have managed them using the Net banking via a Windows PC. If I now am forced to use the NEXT App on a moble device connecting to mobile data using a SIMM card will I be able to access KTB accounts from UK? The current NEXT App does not support the latest version of Android which means giving it access to more phone/device reatures than I would like. Will I need to load a VPN capable of using a Thai server on my phone? Is the mentioned data connection essential only for initial registration and, thereafter, WiFi can be used since the data is encrypted?

Tell that to Dolly Parton!

According to the report the three persons detained own the restaurant. Surely the newpaper would not lie. As to them being Chinese, judging from the photograph they appear to be Czechs......

For a 'handful of sprats'?