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PETERTHEEATER

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  1. Does anyone know if 7/11s offer this service? An occassional kidney flush works wonders.
  2. Spelling! You left the 'h' out of sitting........????
  3. You Tube is evidence? Wow! I learn something new everyday.
  4. But will those stones also be lifted and turned? Many a slimy thing hides under a rock.
  5. Has the average speed of the Express train increased due to the new terminal?......????
  6. Are the breasts moist or dry?
  7. And so will the shrimp.....????
  8. Three images which, together, define the plea 'May, God, Help me'
  9. Stand by. The goong grabbers are on their way.......
  10. Why were they not identified and impounded at the point of arrest? What's that? The Director was tipped off in advance? Go wash your mouth out Sir........????
  11. Yes, the foreigner gets a really stiff fine......
  12. Nonsense! It is obvious these officers are using mobile devices to enter essential data into the police national computer. One reason fhe s-mart BMW is so effective. Today's password is Hello Kitty and tomorrow Angry Birds.........????
  13. Readers are invited to estimate the size of the envelope that can hold 5 million ThB in 1k notes. Did it have handles?
  14. A giveaway was the response to the first question on the exam sheet......NAME The suggested correct answer was SOMCHAI.........????
  15. I doubt it. But, the TAT chief staticician will be along shortly with his dependable calculator.
  16. Conscious of the recent ban on naming the nationaly of individuals, I suggest this is edited to 'South Pacific Island Queen'
  17. Until it is revoked, this order will change joke telling. For example: A Limey, a Paddy and a Jock walk into a bar.......
  18. No nationalty references please! Pseudonyms must prevail to avoid offence. In this case perhaps Cathay would be acceptable........????
  19. No nationalty references please! Pseudonyms must prevail to avoid offence. In this case perhaps Cathay would be acceptable........????
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