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PETERTHEEATER

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  1. From where are they buying the dirty used palm oil to bestow the unique flavour?
  2. I hope his mowlem band is better than his molar band.
  3. Interesting that they identify the assailant as Tuareg. Very convenient.
  4. Who is the woman in the OP photograph?
  5. What is the significance of a red flag flown at half-mast and not full-mast?
  6. Sunglasses embossed with rhe makers name 'Banrays'😀
  7. Ironically, the pot-bellied undercover cops used on the raids would have been wearing sports shoes with a large white checkmark emblem.
  8. On the plus side, local people with blocked sinuses found relief.😀
  9. Where do the tourist toilets on the rafts empty when they are flushed?
  10. There is an alternative. Pronouce the Ph in Phuket as 'F' and go somewhere else.
  11. Civil servants salaries are paid by taxpayers. It's not unreasobale that they should work a 48 hour week. Grant them a 4 day working week with hours to be 6am to 6pm.
  12. A 2 metre King Cobra is a juvenile. Wait until daddy comes along looking for junior....😀
  13. I suggest the OP examines the product of his nocturnal histrionic effects for flammable content. Smoking in bed could cause an undesired explosion.
  14. Er.....Metaformin tablets are intended to be taken orally and not as suppositories.😀
  15. I should be interested to know how 'street vendors' will be registered to be included for Social Security which requires monthly contributions.
  16. Well done RTP. I would never have identified a gambling machine cunningly disguised as a piece of worn linoleum floor covering. 😋
  17. Brain scan result negative. Nothing found.😀
  18. This is a euphemism for a detail requiring advance identification of a person or persons low in the 'food chain' who will be labelled responsible if the overall plan is exposed as corrupt or fails - at great public expense - to achieve its aim.
  19. Perhaps the Thai man who accompanied the Aussie in the taxi could offer information?😋
  20. E Nocentibus Innocentia The harmful rendered harmless
  21. No. It was a 'tongue in cheek' response. Although some bike owners who were not nabbed by the police could inform their insurer the bike was stolen and report the theft to the confiscating police. No doubt, some bikes taken were not registered in the rider's name.
  22. The owner 'usually parked it under the apartment for exercise purposes' I get my exercise wheeling the recycle bin out every two weeks.😋
  23. If on finance the biles would/should have first class insurance. The riders could report them stolen, i.e. taken without their permission😋
  24. In my younger years, a handful of sprats followed by Toad in the Hole.
  25. Seventy two Harrods Hampers for the ladies.
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