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Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
What did the cake say to the fork? You wanna piece of me? What do you eat if you 3.142 cakes? You get fat. Pay attention, this is a thread about cakes, not pies. How am I going to feel if I don't get upvotes on cake day? I'm going to feel deserted! What can I say? I'm a man with layers and I might even burst into tiers!. The recipe said I had to put them in an oven turned to 180 degrees. I did that and the cakes burnt as I couldn't open the bloody oven door Wait...wait....I can do batter than this. You know what's yellow and swings from cake to cake? Tarzipan. Do you know why they put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's really difficult to put them underneath. My wife mentioned she gets heartburn every time she tries to eat birthday cake. Silly bitch didn't take the candles off. -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Is that how you claim you lost your cherry? -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Lots of short comings caused that delivery I assume! -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Is that where laughing gas came from? -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Where do I sigh up? Note spelling error! -
Can anyone on this forum answer either of these two very simple questions with a yes/no response? "If a person does not owe any taxes to the Thai Government does that person have to make a tax return?" or "If a person believes that they do not owe any taxes to the Thai Government does that person have to make a tax return?"
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Russia, China, North Korea and those he has/is borrowing money from! PS; I missed out his son's Saudi friends!
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What? I have given you the numbers! But forget that! They are two very simple questions. If you consider yourself to be not liable for tax after considering your "information" above do you have to do either of the following; (hint answer yes or no!) a) Do you have to obtain a TIN? b) Do you have to file a tax return? There is a third answer! Just say either; You don't know or nobody knows yet!
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Sorry I am confused as you seem to be answering yourself! I did not post that confused emoji, (especially after out last exchange) Honest it was not me and would have been self defeating. I thought my question was fairly simple. I was not talking specifically about myself but about the average single UK OAP on full UK pension with no dependents! Why the extra questions? What I am asking is If in the above case and ALL the UK pension was remitted to Thailand would the same two questions arise? How much do you receive, in Baht, each year or monthly, (approx is OK). In my case I only bring into the country approx. 25,000per month as my partner has a business and my 800,000 has been here for years! Are you married in Thailand? No Children? No Do you pay for health or life insurance in Thailand? No
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Where I believe you belong and hope you remain!
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I know you cannot answer everyone's queries as they are too far ranging! But what about a format for the major countries that answers the basic single OAP/retiree with no other income from their home country? In the following case; Would a basic single OAP/retiree with no other income from UK using the 800,000 (already in the bank pre 2024) in the bank method be liable for tax and if not would he need to obtain a TIN and file a tax return. An answer to the specific question above would be much appreciated! I also think that guide with a quick change of country with the above same same info would be a great help to the many expat retirees who meet the above and do not have any additional income! Those expats with more complicated financial situations are in a different league to those poor mortals who no longer pay tax in their home countries!
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Greta Thunberg detained at The Hague climate demonstration
scottiejohn replied to Social Media's topic in World News
Why insult bulldogs? -
Greta Thunberg detained at The Hague climate demonstration
scottiejohn replied to Social Media's topic in World News
Not sure which is worse, her woeful ignorance or the fawning media and sponsors that slavishly wait pay her for her every dull utterance. -
Agreed!
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You seem to have no problem about making many comments on many forums about peoples' mental ability without ever meeting them!
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Everything Nothing I say is baseless.