scottiejohn

Please let us know which of the many countries, apart from cloud cuckoo land, that you claim to be living in at the moment will you wishing to buy any products from?

What do you mean by "still works"? For many, including me, it is a hit and miss system! Even though none of my circumstances have changed, i.e. same passport, same address, never left the country or stayed at a hotel and use the repopulate button after entering my Passport number and nationality is it roughly a 50/50 chance of acceptance. The online system is cr@p!

If it is a young goat could they be accused of kidding and therefore kidnapping a minor?

Lets get caber tossing into to the Olympics so that Scotland can win a medal. Caber toss - Wikipedia PS; Oops. Forgot Scotland do not compete as an independent country in the Olympics!

Good question!

Classic case of being between a rock and a hard place!

The response could either be p!ss off or Oh Sh!t!

The "Phonograph" was patented by Mr Edison but not the gramaphone! Phonograph - Wikipedia In the 1890s, Emile Berliner initiated the transition from phonograph cylinders to flat discs with a spiral groove running from the periphery to near the center, coining the term gramophone for disc record players, which is predominantly used in many languages. Later improvements through the years included modifications to the turntable and its drive system, the stylus or needle, pickup system, and the sound and equalization systems.

Do I buy this from my local branch of "Herbie's Greens" ?

What uphill or rolling down to a bottomless pit ot similar? PS; I do hope you really meant "on" a roll and not "in" one to be consumed by someone like you! If so that really would be an uphill struggle for you!

And if it is a joint account and used for the retirement extension it is my understanding that most, if not all, IO's would require 1,600,000 in the account!

I was going to butter you up with a response but I do not want to spread my one liners too much as they will get sandwiched together and turn it into a real dog's dinner! PS; Being the pedant I am I should point out that your one liner was actually a two liner! Full steam ahead and anchors away while I find a new port of call!

Wouldn't the use of WD40 on mice increase the population as it would tend to loosen their nuts and also let them slip into their partner more easily?

Please phone in your response as the Royal Mail computer system is down!

Try try resetting to "digdeeper" or "swim"!

No one disagrees that SOME of the practices of some posters and agents are far from legitimate but I have only posted about the use of agents etc for legitimate purposes! Please differentiate from the two different practices!

Please note that I am only posting about the use of agents/lawyers for legitimate interaction with the IO!

The word agent is quoted in the above quote and a lawyer is MORE than qualified to act as an agent on my behalf. I therefore state that the use/inclusion of the said word "lawyer" is therefore on topic!

What F"""ing business is it of yours why people use a legitimate agent? You do not know the logistics involved in people's individual cases, like how far from the office, which office whether it is agent or lawyer, whether they pick you up etc etc! Keep your nose out of my and other's business!

Maybe 30 mins in your office! In some offices it takes repeat visits! No thanks, I have better things do do with my time! PS; What concern is it of yours how I chose to conduct my business. Do you say that people should only take a 1 hour bus ride at 20 Baht or a 20 Minute Taxi ride at 500 Baht? What is the difference to you?

The first two Tossers that come to mind on this forum both start with the letter "G"! PS; For the non Brits etc; TOSSER | English meaning - Cambridge Dictionary tosser uk/ˈtɒs.ər/ us/ˈtɑː.sɚ/ NOUN [ C ] a stupid or unpleasant person Barry's such a tosser.

The lies were still told! What is off topic? I responded to a poster who asked "Can you cite one lie that Donald Trump has told?" A lie is still a lie no matter how old it is!

Here are just a few! Opinion | President Trump’s Lies, the Definitive List - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

Actually there are at least 5 types! 4. Those who can afford not to be p!ssed about by IO's and have better things to do with their time! 5. Business people who get their lawyers/accountants to handle all their affairs! With 4 & 5 (legal) you only need to spend 5 minutes in the IO getting your photo taken and getting your passport back!

Where do you get your information from to write your own hymn sheet? PS; I am not religious so do not use hymn sheets! I just use as many sources as I can find!