scottiejohn

Currently doing retirement extension using the monthly income method and still bringing money in monthly. Have had over 800,000 in the bank for the last three months and wish to switch to money in the bank method next month in HH. Is this possible for the upcoming November extension or must I wait till next year?

Where/when/how/relevance? His question is ambiguous! He says he wants something called a "Bong" and i quote "always rolled my own" "I'm not looking for souvenir or something decorative", "would like something practical." Sounds to me he is looking for a Bang in a happy massage shop or similar!

What is a Bong ? Are you looking for a Bang?

I suggest you erase your mind of past memories and arrive with a fresh outlook as if you have never been there before!

But I would suggest that only if it is a high quality/certified full face helmet and not some cheap knock off which could cause more harm than good. But a helmet must be worn IMO!

I thought you were talking about yourself and not quoting an AD! You nearly got one of my rants! Well done for highlighting the issue!

Shouldn't it read "read "Woman and Re-arranged men"?

At your age what were you shooting at the shooting range? Blanks!!!

At least she did not drown in her sorrow or break it gently by saying to hubby that the driving test ended swimmingly!!

Unfortunately I have never even seen the light!

I see you went the full Monty to get that!

The G-Spot of flowers!

And what has that got do do with you saying "was cruising the world on the last atomic powered aircraft carrier and getting paid for my travels."?

I find it hard to believe that you "was cruising the world on the last atomic powered aircraft carrier" as the latest Nuclear powered carrier (USS Gerald R Ford) has only been as far as Canada, European countries and the MED! WRT the rest of your post it makes even less sense!

So what are your qualifications that make you more qualified than "thousands of medical professionals" to advise us about running? The link you provide is not science but opinion and quotes the owner of a gym who is obviously trying to drum up customers! This is from your link! Fighting Words is a column in which writers rub you the wrong way with their unpopular but well-argued opinions on fitness, health, nutrition,

Plumber Miscommunication! One day, a family started hearing loud talking coming from underneath the ground in their backyard. They figured maybe the plumber who did some work yesterday left a smartphone down there. They sat and listened to the talking, then realized it was mostly about climate change and UFO’s. They called the plumber to ask about the problem. “ Phone? I didn’t leave a phone behind..... Oh, I see the problem. I installed a skeptic tank instead of a septic tank.”

It has been proven that Greta Thunberg is making a real difference to climate change in the UK. Every time she comes on the TV approximately 10 million people switch their TVs off!

These climate change activists need to relax! I don’t have a carbon footprint I Just drive everywhere instead of walking!

A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed! His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye grandpa” The father asked “why did you say good bye grandpa?” The little girl said “I don’t know, it just seemed like the right thing to say.” The next morning, the family received news that the grandfather had indeed died. The father thought that it was just a very lucky coincidence. A few months later, he tucked her daughter into bed, and she said a prayer. “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, goodbye grandma.” And of course, the next day, the grandmother died. The father realized that his daughter could predict the family deaths, and that this was no coincidence. A few weeks later, he tucked his daughter into bed, and her prayer went “God bless mommy, and good bye daddy.” Her father went into shock. He stood up all night waiting for the worse, and then sunrise came. He decided to just stay at work the entire day to be safe. He stayed at his office until midnight came. When it did, nothing happened. He breathed a sigh of relief. When he came home, his wife asked why he was home so late. “I had the worst day of my life.” Said the father. “If you think your day was hard, you won’t believe what happened to me!" "My boss died in the middle of our weekly meeting this afternoon!”

The Woman and the Farmer! A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'... This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.' 'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!' 'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.' 'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?' 'I used a different cock,' he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'what a coincidence'!

Peanut in the ear! Sitting at home with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth while watching TV. The man loses concentration for a split second and a peanut goes into his ear. He tries to get it out, but succeeds only in forcing the thing in deep. After a few hours of fruitless rooting, the couple decide to go to the hospital, but on their way out of the front door, they meet their daughter coming in with her boyfriend. The boyfriend takes control of the situation. He tells them he's studying medicine and not to worry about a thing. He then sticks two fingers up the man's nose and asks him to blow. The nut shoots from the ear and out across the room. As the daughter and her boyfriend go through to the kitchen to get drinks the man and his wife sit down to discuss their luck..... "So....." the wife says, "What do you think he'll become after he finishes school ... a General Practitioner or a Surgeon?" "Well....." says the man, rubbing his nose, “By the smell of his fingers I think he's likely to become a gynaecologist."

How much did it cost the pirate to have his ears pierced? A buck an ear

Where is your source of that disinformation? the UK government has said manufacturers are not prohibited from selling the vaccines in a private market. How high are Covid rates in England and what are the vaccination plans? | Coronavirus | The Guardian Who is eligible for a COVID vaccine? • Residents in care homes for older adults • All adults over 65 • People aged 6 months to 64 years in a clinical risk group (more on that below) • People aged 12 to 64 who live with someone with immunosuppression • Frontline health and social care workers • Carers and staff working in care homes for older adults! Sky News

I think I have told you and a few others often enough!

Being the idiot it is I am not sure that it is capable of walking and talking (or typing!) at the same time!