scottiejohn

It is the only thing, apart from lying and cheating, that he is really good at and could be considered an expert on!

Are you suggesting that only foreigners give brown envelopes and all the locals are squeaky clean?

A king suspected that his queen was being unfaithful So he secretly taped a tiny razor blade to her vagina. Three days later, he ordered his knights to drop their pants. They all had bandaged penises, except for one. The king said to him, "I always knew you were my most loyal knight!" He replied, "It wath nothing, your magethy"

Does that mean she had a good night in?

Will the Songkran water help to dampen the noise?

My apologies! I thought the submarines were being built in the US/UK and being delivered to Australia where in fact they are to be built in Adelaide!

The headline had me all excited, and then I realised what it was really about!

The Nuclear reactor and propulsion system is an integral part of the submarine and is installed during build. It cannot be fitted after build so no transport of radioactive material is required.

Why would anyone need a security firm to "assist you when you take your pp to immigration for various reasons and to land office and for TDL .etc etc"? I think most people would put their passport in their person and carry it themselves! I thought the discussion was about taking your passport with you on routine/holiday/business trips in side Thailand NOT about planned trips where it is known that a passport is required! BTW if (to quote you) "Heaven forbid you are involved in a car accident requiring stay in hospital." are you saying that if you are taken to your LOCAL hospital after a LOCAL accident and you are unconscious and obviously do not have your passport on you that you will not be treated? More cr@p comments from the usual suspect!

I find you saying the above about my statement "Please remember it is all a matter of opinion and risk assessment" is in fact the most ridiculous comment I have ever heard from someone who keeps dolling out so called advice! As I have said already, and it is about time you actually heeded some advice for once; "Please remember it is all a matter of opinion and risk assessment". Please put me into your now ever expanding ignore list so that I can continue to point out or comment on your misguided utterances without having to put up with your puerile and inaccurate responses.

+1 I agree totally with what you have said. I just wish others would accept the above and not criticise or offer apparently "sound advice" to the contrary of a poster's stated actions!

There is no reason for any "radioactive material" to be transported just because an SSN is in harbour. They do not carry nuclear weapons and do not need "refuelling".

Others seem to agree with me! Please remember it is all a matter of opinion and risk assessment! I make my own risk assessment and do not give one hoot about your opinions or misguided so called "advice".

It is not nonsense, it is spot on!

The new ones that Aus is getting under the recent AUKUS agreement; Aukus: UK, US and Australia launch pact to counter China - BBC News

OK. One day I will become a millionaire!

Who would have guessed that the headline referred to TV Sports!!

You are wasting your time trying to argue with a brick wall! (apologies to actual brick walls)

Why ruin a good pie?

Hope not as they will either swipe right or talk totally in text speak!

I've always thought you were a "plonker", now I know! PS; I wonder if your post will "sweep" up many other responses?

All together now; Ah! PS; Please remove b4 my granddaughter sees it and demands the same, although how I fit it to the MC I'm not sure!

On this forum?

Thank You! I am so glad you appreciate my intellect. Pity Trump doesn't have some!

Which became BAE!