scottiejohn

The Inventor of AutoCorrect died. The flowing Condiments are roaring in. * He will be mist * He was a very general food man * He was killed in four luggages * He is in a wetter place * Paying for his knife and Emily * Send flours and dalmations to--- * May he roast in piece * Funnel will be held tomato. * His funfair will be help next sundial. * There's a special place in he'll for you.

You state; "I know what you mean but I don't know about Christian holidays in the UK." But then you list the following Christian Holidays by stating; "Looking at a list, I don't know what the following are:- Shrove Tuesday. Ash Wednesday. ... Lent. ... Palm Sunday. ... Ascension Day. ... All Saints' Day." Since you seem to not know what they are and then seem to indicate that you do actually know at least about their inclusion in the Christian Calendar this little bit of advice may seem superfluous in this situation but I will give it anyway! If in doubt try Google before making a total pratt of yourself!

None of your business and not germane! My comment was regarding him spending time in prison and whether avoiding that was cowardly! I suggest if you are going to quote me and ask questions that you make your question(s) relevant to my quote! I said; How is it "cowardly" to not want to spend any time in a Thai Prison? That has nothing to do with any alleged crimes he may or may not have committed as PM!

I think you may be spot on!

According to him! I doubt if their responses are printable on a family forum!

In the opposite direction to avoid his lurid stares I assume!

Disregard; Wrong topic!

As does their "dear leader"!

I didn't want to let posters down and deflate their egos or get some X (re)Plys by not responding rapidly! Maybe I should respond on You(r) Tube next time!

"They really could learn a lot from me." Says the @Goat ever so modestly in his typical non endearing style!

The heading and the contents of the article repeatedly calls it a Visa; "The European Union announced this week a new security program that would mandate U.S. passport holders to obtain visas before traveling to any of the visa-required countries, including Spain, France and Greece." "Before you secure your flights to your European destination, visit the European Travel Information and Authorization System (ETIAS). The earlier you apply and are approved for the visa, the sooner it will arrive," "The visa, which will cost about $8"

As inflation is not a problem in this situation do they have to/can they work tirelessly to repair them?

They usually have at least two sets of books. One set for the accountant/Taxman etc to show just sufficient cash flow to sustain the Wages, SS and Tax payments etc and the real set which you never see. They may well have a third pristine set for showing to potential buyers!

How is it "cowardly" to not want to spend any time in a Thai Prison?

Along with the strawberries!

So yet another woman's team seem to have b@llsed up again! Bunch of pr!cks I suspect!

Once it has been in a freezer it is just the same as most other meats-tasteless! Fresh or chilled only, maybe vacuum packed at a push!

Read the article and do some googling. It is almost all browsers can do what you claim and BKK has an app and a website anyway!

Wrong How to Make a Website into a Windows 10 App (howtogeek.com)

A mute man meets one of his (now ex) mute friends 'Hello' his friend says in a loud clear voice. The mute man is shocked, and points to indicate his friend's sudden use of speech. 'Oh yes,' the friend replies, 'I've found a fantastic doctor that helped me speak. Here, have his contact details and give him a visit' The mute man excitedly goes to see the doctor and after a thorough examination his doctor confirms his condition. 'I can help you. Bring a 75cl bottle of Absinthe with your next appointment' he says. The mute man is confused, but buys a bottle of Absinthe anyway and brings it to the next appointment. The doctor says 'Ok, hand me the bottle and head over to the examination table, then pull down your trousers and pants and bend over' Once again the man is confused as to how this could help his speech impediment, but thinks of his friend's improvement and obliges. The doctor takes the bottle from the other end of the room and, with a running start, shoves it into the man's anus. 'AAAAAAA!' The mute man screams. 'Good,' says the doctor, 'that's the first letter. We'll start the rest of the alphabet next Monday with Bacardi!'

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil. Satan: Why so glum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell! Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, the works. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And we don't worry about getting a hangover because you're dead anyway. Guy: Gee, that sounds great! Satan: You a smoker? Guy: You better believe it! Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer no biggie, you're already dead, remember? Guy: Wow... that's awesome! Satan: I bet you like to gamble. Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do. Satan: Well on Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots. If you go bankrupt... you're dead anyhow. Do you do drugs? Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean... Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares. Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place! Satan: You gay? Guy: No... Satan: Ooooh You're gonna hate Fridays Saturdays and Sundays then.

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Red Bull as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer…. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

My sex-life is like Coca Cola.... First it was normal, then it was light and now it's zero!

What's a toads favorite drink? Croaka-cola

Did you know that toads are just frogs that have f@rted too much? Ran out of gas, had to be toad