KMartinHandyman

Highly effective transportation in a city gridlocked with cars,trucks and buses. Move a few people and their bags with sun and rain protection.

Florentine

Head

It should have been shot down.

Exclusions

Hindenburg

Shattered

When the answer to your question is: no have,can not and I'm not sure,,and that's coming from your wife.

Perplex

You were doing good right up until you said "none of what you said makes sense"

Try reading my last sentence which states "more likely he didn't know it was fake when he sold"

If you read it and didn't understand it I respect fully recommend an English comprehension course.

Progress

Definite offensive slur where I come from in the U.S. and not cool at all.

Funny enough in traveling to England as a teenager, a girl in a pub took a liking to me and said "fancy a fag" and I was flabbergasted, here she was asking if I wanted a cigarette and I thought she was asking ME if I was gay........wow girl I think that's the strangest pickup line I have ever heard !!!!!

Yep, "bumming a fag" means two completely different things to Americans and British.

That's plain funny

Shot

That's a pretty elaborate hoax for 1000 dollars. I would assume the seller had no idea it was copper coated in gold

Likely the Thai woman was clueless and the foreign man put her up to making the sale.

He may or may not have known it was fake. It looks like the gold is from another country by the English wording and what appears to be Roman numerals.

A fake he brought to pawn off in Thailand or what he thought was a hard asset to finance his stay.

If it fooled the shop keeper so he may have bought it in good faith as well.

San Francisco is a sanctuary city.

Illegal alien no problem

Homeless no problem

No job no problem

No habla english no problem

If they deported him long ago rather than checking on him living in a homeless tent community he'd be alive.

Humble

This accounts for the full employment in Thailand

Intestinal

Translation of Brake Failure: driving to fast and waiting too long to apply the brakes resulting in the brakes failing to prevent the accident.

By this definition the drivers are truthful. No need to make it complicated and everyone moves on to the next calamity.

Bunny

Wolverine

Beer

Common sense ruling from California,,,I'm shocked.

I'm surprised no one's

come out with the old

'Songkran used to be

about a respectful

pouring of water over

the hands' bullshit

You did

Sinus