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Wifey does that when I tell no to that pair of shoes she wants to buy.

...that was good of the 'Cannibalistic Ghost Company to allow one of their best ghosts the opportunity to enter the feeble body of the young model...exactly in the 5 minute time slot allocated on the TV channel...great co-ordination.

Termites very rarely, if ever, attack and kill living trees although they will eat the bark/cellulose from diseased trees but this in itself shouldn't kill the tree, I would therefore look for another cause of the problem. I have over 35 trees in my garden and two of them have seen bark infestation with termites but they are trees that are very old, the trees continue to thrive however despite this. It may be that your mango trees have been seriously weakened because of the protracted drought and were simply unable to recover afterwards, either that or another disease/infestation is at work. Termites love damp condition but because unlike ants, they can't swim, they are easily killed by flooding any nests. It's not difficult to find the nests, especially if you have a lawn mower, termites become hyper active when there's a source of vibration/noise nearby and once a nest is identified, common household bug spray sprayed onto the nest will kill them easily. Another approach is to lay a piece of dead/rotting wood on the ground and wait for a couple of weeks to see what it attracts, termites will often move their nest to colonise a new food source. It therefore follows that all sources of dead wood should be eliminated if you want to attempt eradication, something that is almost impossible to do in my experience.

..Sankamphaeng/Bo Sang are historically bad areas..so the locals say.

there are a wide range of toilet designs on this planet, perhaps we are most comfortable with the ones we grew up with.

i personally dislike 'american' dunnies as your - sorry, MY - dick touches the water while i am having a crap.

old style german pots are bad, too, with your 'product' drying on a platform before you can flush it.

modern toilets use a very small amount of water, 3l for #1 and 6l for #2, it is in your and your planets' own interest to minimise the amount of water you waste to dispose of your wastes.

..seems your water use would be high if you have to wash your big fella each time...watch out for them pan-snakes mate!

I tried it on my wife.There are A few hiccups

..mine gave the same contorted face she always gives.

...ain't love grand.

A clear case of false advertising. buyer beware.

..wearing a pair of orange nickers stuffed with a baby Budgie..dead give away.

Simply told the landlord the toilet is leaking and needs fixing.

Like you I assumed a rational approach to a very simple problem. Hench my astonishment at the consistent stupidity of these illogical people.

Beyond belief.

...but its not your toilet and not your house.

Disrespectful jerks. Screw them. I even had one vendor wake me up. I wanted to kill!

Screw them screw them screw them!

If they reach out and touch you, break their arm. Maybe they will learn something.

Anybody that buys their crap should get body slammed for encouraging these low life's.

Screw them too.

..those tiny hinge screws are difficult to replace.

Whats the point of pointing when there is no action on the bed.

...he's pointing to where his mate Seaman Stains was sleeping a short time ago.

Masterpiece of journalism:

was making a U-turn when his truck was hit in the right side by the motorbike

???

And the picture shows the pickup with an unharmed right side

..check out the angle of the stationery pickup..(presuming it hasn't been moved after the accident)..the angle would suggest IMO that he has come from the store obliquely across the first one or two lanes into the U-turn gap...this action would cause the rider of the red bike to have to take evasive action and try to go around the pickup as it cut across them..with nowhere to go they smashed into the pickup..if speed was a contributing factor..which one would say it was..based on the the serious damage to the bike..then they probably slid on their sides into the under sill of the pickup...my thoughts for what its worth...RIP for the deceased.

go GPR.

Ouch, That's pretty serious. I mean where the heck do you get one of those big hats fixed?

..bowlered over.

They never really defined what "reveling" clothes were. Exposed shoulders? Breast cleavage? Knees?

Excerpt: The code tells tourists of the rules against wearing revealing clothes, touching carvings or sitting on fragile structures, smoking, and entering restricted areas at the temples. It also advises tourists to avoid either giving money and candy to children or taking a selfie with monks.The code also warned that any act of looting, breaking or damaging Angkor, or exposing sex organs and nudity in public area is a crime punishable by law.

..as assessed by the ticket sellers/officials/guides..self explanatory.

Excerpt..."the first person who alerted the security officials of the condominium was a 26-year-old liquor shop owner.
She told police that the tourist was her regular customer.
But he did not come down as usual last night to drink at her shop.
She said she felt it was unusual and decided to call the security guards to check."

1. Not a bar....

2. Not a bar employee.....

3. I was not aware liquor shops allowed drinking on their premises (take away only).

never mind.

..that's nice dear!....always appropriate.

The sales Person yelled mee mee mee as the Chinese yelled me me me.

..I love it when you hear other aliens using English as the form of communication..just to listen to them stumbling around for the right words ..makes you think how we sound to them in their language..a lot of confusion for everyone.

What on earth for?

..what in earth for...better.

is this where the girls get their sick buffalo's from?

...I thought it was very touching to read of their compassion..to each bring a mat, blanket and pillow...they probably weren't aware buffalo sleep on the hard ground.

Most of these "girls" look like buffaloes themselves.

I would pass on their "special favors".

No wonder they were released after paying a mere 100 baht fine.

...20 = a brace of heifers.

Expats can go home. I did.

...erxactly.. keep the emotional shackles on loose if the desperados feel too restrained here.

What's happening in Thailand,this is the 3rd case in a few weeks,

where the names of the defective products,or rats running over

the donuts,have been named and shamed, before the names of

companies or products would never be named,for fear of been sued,

even though it was true.

I remember one time that the health ministry,tested several toothpastes,

and they found 3 brands contaminated with bacteria,but did not name

them,even though it was an obviously a health risk.

regards worgeordie

..maybe that dirty rat had a drink too and left his calling card.

Yes, this sounds like what I am after, also sounds like needs professionals, was hoping I could buy it ready mixed & paint it on.

Guess I could drive around some ne estates in the hope of seeing someone laying it, seems popular with car driveways here in Thailand.

..make sure they add an anti fungal to the mix...or else your beautiful pebble/sand wash will be black and shitty in a few months time.

It's just Jupiter , yawn , now Uranus , that sounds interesting .

...that's bottom of the list.

.....'space program'......$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$........

..educational..at least the aliens will have some Lego to play with.

If you cant catch the big fish (UFO Temple), move on to the smaller ones...

..you can squeeze twelve into a sardine tin.