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Came loose , fell orf more like .

1 minute ago, chickenslegs said:

Name that snake:

 

I think it was a windscreen viper.

Or just a bike adder on. Sorry , what a load of Cobras.

For goodness snakes whatever next .  This one was a long shot. The other a bit of a set to with a Tokay.

On 12/12/2021 at 3:08 PM, HashBrownHarry said:

All beer should be free.

like the poster on the pub wall.          Free beer tomorrow.

On 12/11/2021 at 10:50 PM, Golden Triangle said:

No.

Nor me .

Fuel prices rocket . I hadn't noticed.

13 minutes ago, Farmerslife said:

Ah but were you refused entry to the shower initially- we deserve to know.

And did he share the shower with an Indian , his wife might like to know.

Too many Chiefs and not enough Indians comes to mind.

Everywhere is a black spot for Thai drivers ! I wonder what the excuse will be next year , we have worn out brake fail , trees on the line and elephants crossing , barriers coming down at the wrong time at crossings.

Could be snow on the road but deffo. not up here.

18 hours ago, nchuckle said:

There’s a vaccination to largely prevent deaths from Covid,but unlikely to ever be a vaccination to cure the utter stupidity of so very many Thai drivers. It goes beyond proper road training and enforcement evidenced by some of the mindless manoeuvres they undertake (pun alert) devoid of any common sense pertaining self survival. It may be they’re simply not bright enough to drive… 

Gold Star Sir . Spot on.  Watch them trying to park here at Lotus.  Big space and wife is outside the vehicle waving her arms trying to tell hubby which way to turn the steering wheel. Don't know what it is but see confusion so many times and not just driving. At school we had to learn 12X tables.  Here anything over 10 and they get lost. EG had a coffee and cake a couple of days ago. Coffee 35 B , cake 35 B.  I went to pay, gave the chap 70 B  he then seperated the 70 in to two piles to help him work it out.

4 minutes ago, TheScience said:

Great tune from my early teens.

 

Keith Emerson was a madman.

Ah Keith Emerson , I think he took his own life as his fingers gave up on him , I could be wrong I was once before.

10 minutes ago, Tippaporn said:

I could never understand why and how people can claim to know something when they don't know at all, and in many cases can't know.  Opinion becomes fact all too often these days.  It's usually in the negative, too.  Are some people truly that miserable?

Not only do too many people all too often spout opinion as fact but most of the time they're not even honest about it.  No likes in the last 3 pages?  Not at all true.

 

11 minutes ago, Tippaporn said:

I could never understand why and how people can claim to know something when they don't know at all, and in many cases can't know.  Opinion becomes fact all too often these days.  It's usually in the negative, too.  Are some people truly that miserable?

Not only do too many people all too often spout opinion as fact but most of the time they're not even honest about it.  No likes in the last 3 pages?  Not at all true.

 

This page then.

Canned heat 

Charles Brown

Gene Autrey ....God help us.

Jimmy Boyd  ( who ever he was )

Von Himmal

The Northen lights

Sonney boy .......................

Dean Martin

ETC .....no likes !

Sonny boy .................

The only one I remember from many years ago was ( And I can only remember theses bits ) was

5 Choir boys queer ....................

4 S..t house doors 

3 French whores

2 pairs of drawers

and my Lord Montague of Beulie . ( and he os not even spelt right ).

Last 3 pages and no likes.  All those youtubes and not one. But they were all done to make money , no real xmas good vibes.

There is one more. But you have to have a roundabout near. They come up to the roundabout and signal left , There is no other way to go round it , a bit like the left signal going round a left bend in the road  , GRRRR.

3 hours ago, sandyf said:

I did mean a centipede, I do know the difference. Often get them in the bathroom, think they come up through the drain.

The millipedes we get are brown and a light grey, the grey ones are a bit smaller than the brown, can't ever remember seeing a dark coloured millipede.

Here is a millipede.

8 hours ago, Thaifish said:

What did the male centipede say when the female centipede walked past?

 

WOW. Nice set of legs, set of legs, set of legs, set of legs, set of legs....!!!!

What did the male centipede syay to the female ' Come on , come on '.  She replied ' Hang on I am just putting my shoes on '.

17 hours ago, Led Lolly Yellow Lolly said:

Ditto that. Snakes don't phase me in the slightest, but the centipedes scare the hell out of me. A few weeks ago one ran over my ankle, I was in bits for hours. I have nightmares about them running up my trouser leg and biting me on the balls.

 

 

 

 

I understand that . Yesterday we had a Red-necked Keelback snake around the back of the house. Venomous , sure but we and the cats left it alone , it went next door.  But centipedes bother me , hate the sight of them , millipedes are fine.

38 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

Jinger bells , Jinger bells is not my favourite , coming to a mall near you   ????.....

regards worgeordie

Oh Dingen Ben , yep getting near that time .  Every time I go to Lotus and see santa outside I say Get Ph.... santa.  Al Bundy said many years ago ' Hark the hairy angels stink '.

1 hour ago, lanng khao said:

It's that cold here the flame on my lighter froze last night..

Mine was ok , had it lit to keep the bedroom warm.

3 hours ago, walt1 said:

 you get mustard lucky guy

I have here a squeezy thing of French's American bland.  What makes it so much better is a dollop of McGarrett wasabi powder in it. Damn nearly as good as Coleman's.