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The Dark Lord
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4 hours ago, BEVUP said:
Well emails aren't going to help if your got a bunch of Thais accusing the Falang at the scene or you've just been dragged down to the station
So the question is would they send a rep anywhere that's required - I live in Korat but can't seem to find their sales office ( i did know of a business that had them attached before )
Hey Bevup, you a khorat guy?
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On 08/07/2017 at 0:41 AM, NCC1701A said:
and she is not as hot...
Man old uss enterprise you certainly gave the hots for old yinglick don't you.......
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13 minutes ago, oldhippy said:
No 7 11 nearby?
They have Jacob's Creek.
No way of getting there ...........
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There holes in the sky where the rain gets in,
but there everso small that's why the rain is thin
(Spike Milligan)
there once was a bard from japan
who wrote verses that no one could scan
when told it was so
he replied "Yes, I know..
but I try to get as many words on the last line as possibly can"
there was a young man from tralee
who was stung on the neck by a wasp
when asked "Did it hurt?"
he replied "Not a bit
he can do it again if he likes"
oh Hilaire Bellock was a cracking artist.......
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21 hours ago, scorecard said:
Female sterilization.
Should be a hell of a lot more of that done over here
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13 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:It's easy to compute.The foreigner was not matching their absurd expectations and neither do I.
This is assisted by the wives of two foreigners around here who did not have a cracker to their names until they met their rich (and incredibly blinkered) foreign husbands.These women get on line/facebook and big note themselves perpetually.They are the female "poo yai" to whom every other female bows.Therefore I am a failure..and that's it.
By the way..a very fine friend of mine refers to this cluster of villages as "Somalia" an apt description and I am not in the business of being cheated out of my last penny by "Somalians".
To refer to some of the sentiments in your post.I was taught in OTC to "Never,ever,reinforce failure."Excellent military advice that I have ignored at my peril.
Odd old chum,
yes you are once more "on the money" ( what an apt expression) .
i just got "invited downstairs" for a chat. I opened by asking for an apology and it very quickly descended into a "I heard what I heard and you need to respect me as a woman" crapola obvious that no apology was forthcoming.
I then suggested that if she wanted to try and salvage what little remains of our relationship and house that she apologise. Again the beratement from hell, so I told her that I understood her position.
Now an incursion into my room to try and explain how it is not her fault but on not getting me to beg for forgiveness again got the sharp side of her tongue.
I wish those clowns in the bank would pull their fingers out.
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1 hour ago, BEVUP said:
Glad to hear things are moving along & hope you make it out of the house with ease, as we all know that we can get over the continues milking affair by the IL (x as far as I'm concerned ) to a point, but to have to go through a torrent of abuse physically & mentally (at our age when it be all peacefull ) I myself would have to call it a day.
My wife is good & lad a typical kid, the only thing is that she,s not the sharpest tool in the shed (from lack of school ) & thinks she has just done a wonderfull job of helping family on the promise . But thought she was going to continously get the amount i was sending her each mth (your suppose to reduce the bills or if able to continue for you own benefit )
The thing is that she still allows her brother (who cost us a fortune ) to come to house with mother - While I'm not here
You know Bevup old chum, your first para is absolutely correct, especially when you say......at our age when it be all peaceful....
that's it.
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1 hour ago, Odysseus123 said:Yes she does.
It was my wife and her friend who said.."Mai dee..mai dee...oh you poor thing-we never liked him anyway.."
I just cannot compute mate, I just cannot compute.
I just had my full English dumped inside the bedroom ( for me to eat) but not a word of apology, in her mind I am guilty as imagined and that is that. I have been informed that the vendor of the new curtains she ordered when advised against it, is pressing for payment as the power / internet will be disconnected on Tuesday. No request for money just grand expectation that I will meekly cough up without question.
Power and internet is fair fair enough after all I have used it. Moving forward from that though.......
i dont want to leave thailand but when I try and analyse why all I can come up with is the clean beaches ( where?).
I am better off in the UK where on what I earn,I could be driving about in a decent BM, get some friends, get a life and have the protection of the law. Ok the weather is crap but hey........
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9 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:Actually Dark Lord,
I have failed to follow my own sage advice so recently given.
I am in a desperate place,physically speaking but I lost the plot this morning upon discovering that my wife is doing precisely the same thing as the woman down the road did to her foreign husband a month ago.
Pretty much the same excuses too.You are not giving me and my lazy family enough money-plastered all over facebook/line.
In vain I pointed out the 2 million baht house,the car,the motor scooters and my desperate need for cash upon my return to my homeland-for urgent medical treatment.Cuts no ice with her or her family.None of whom are gainfully employed or ever will be.
I need to sit in a quiet place for a while.
Dear Odysseus my friend, if only I were mobile ( head gasket on one and other" lent out" ) I would come and pick you up. I would ignore the gunshots and insults ( takes a real expert to insult me effectively) and cart you out to somewhere calmer and buy you a cold one.
But we cannot not live in ifs can we?
stay strong old friend and seriously try to treat the crapola and vitriolic like water off a ducks arse.
Does the current mrs O know what happened to the wife of the farang in your village after she had chased her ATM off the premesis?
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2 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:
Actually Dark Lord,
I have failed to follow my own sage advice so recently given.
I am in a desperate place,physically speaking but I lost the plot this morning upon discovering that my wife is doing precisely the same thing as the woman down the road did to her foreign husband a month ago.
Pretty much the same excuses too.You are not giving me and my lazy family enough money-plastered all over facebook/line.
In vain I pointed out the 2 million baht house,the car,the motor scooters and my desperate need for cash upon my return to my homeland-for urgent medical treatment.Cuts no ice with her or her family.None of whom are gainfully employed or ever will be.
I need to sit in a quiet place for a while.
Oh hell Odysseus, after just having your first angina free night for some time you get this crapola dropped on your head.
what is it with these clowns? They get everything, often more than they could have dreamt of in their youth, handed to them on a plate then proceed to bite the hand that feeds them.
I blame ch3, Facebook and line plus a complete lack of common f...g sense.
Ther e is little hope for them.
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14 hours ago, kannot said:
i once heard a murmur that people from Burma were scuttling over the border......u finish it
If you think for one jot,
that the leader, Gen clot,
cares for those under his yoke,
then you will see,
supreme stupidity
on to the next poet.........
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8 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:Dark Lord,
Yes,I sense that you are in a bit of a dilemma just now and one that is not really responsive to "good advice"-whatever that advice may be.
A conflict between heart and mind-a battle for the soul.
I hope that it all works out for you and please remember that oft repeated piece of wisdom-one cannot look after others unless one is taking care of themselves as well..
I have witnessed the results up here when foreigners (including myself) have forgotten that old adage.
Thanks Odysseus,
You are, as ever, eloquently spot on with your summation. Yes the internal conflict has risen another notch or two as a huge English b/f aroma wafts its way into the room. I know she is out of money and electricity internet etc gets cut off Tuesday, but if I settle the bills what message am I sending? You can abuse me however you like in as nasty manner as you like but all is forgiven come payday?
I am however absolutely delighted to hear of your restful and pain free night last night. Whilst I do not know you in person, I have grown a deal of respect and admiration for you on the forum (no not a man crush) and sincerely hope this is an indication of things to come.
All the best
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Bit of a man crush on Tom?
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Good morning guys, indeed a fantastic start to the day. Good old Odysseus had a pain free night last night hopefully a sign of things to come as he moves forwards.
On re reading the thread we have only attracted one who seems to have missed the idea and started on some drivel about colonialism and racism, all the rest have been either recounting their experiences demonstrating to the others that they do not suffer alone or have offered genuine sympathetic advice.
There has been pain, sadness and unrequested pity. More importantly we have laughed at ourselves and our situation. Not one poster has tried to blame others for his predicament.
in my very humble opinion, there are some exceedingly sterling chaps out there built of fine character and tremendous moral fortitude.
In in case I forgot to say it along this journey, thank you very much.
I have never ever been one to "talk about it" feeling it to be far too "touchy freely" for my sensitivities but this group therapy has been extremely helpful certainly in keeping my gaze from the abyss.
I just wish wish I could resolve the battle between common sense and Christian "values"
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Ok guys,for those of you still following.
warm cooked food outside the door which was ignored was removed this morning and replaced with two loaves of bread (?)
itching to open the bag to see if there is a packet of cigs in there as I just finished my last one but to to so would be a self betrayal.
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1 hour ago, marko kok prong said:
Please see my revised list,i have done extensive research to reach this point,maybe i could apply for a grant at some uni,or other scientific body,it has cost me no small amount of time ,blood ,sweat and no,i have to be honest no tears,but i feel such an in depth study should be rewarded ,i will of course go on to produce a paper explaining each of the numbers i have quoted in some depth,that should at least make this weekend when all bars are closed and all familiar avenue's of pleasure are denied somewhat of an easier burden to bear. Fear not for me good sir,i have plentiful supplies hoarded at my house,and no doubt this research may well keep me up into the small hours,unless i get very drunk,which on present consumption i would say is more than likely.
Alright guys, it's a party at Marko's pad........
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2 hours ago, transam said:
Not para's....
Unless you happen to be one of the uppity Irish a few years ago.....
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4 hours ago, bizboi said:
So they’re not out cos their black but because they bribe police!!
Yes that is what I thought I had made clear, the second part is if you or I had been lifted flogging narcotics we would a) get a longer sentence than 2 years and
not be allowed to stay after having done time.
So so I was reiterating the inference that money changes hands. Just so that it is absolutely clear, I know a few people in the UK who are dealers, they used to be here, got nailed, coughed up then were escorted out of the country or advised to leave. They are all Caucasian. Our Nigerian chums on the other hand get nailed and on coughing up the ante, remain here in business.
maybe they pay more.
And just for the record,no I don't use their services, ever!
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Did we ever discover what a "SDR " is?
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Yup but how the hell do they stay here
after having done porridge?
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Just now, bizboi said:
I hope your wrong…..more to the point how do they get visas?
Sorry my friend I know it to be true.......
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They will pay their 20 to 50k "fine" and be back on the streets tomorrow. Those who cannot raise the entry fee will go into pokey and do one to two years (+/-) then be back on the street not having been deported.
What have these here guys got that the whitey doesn't?
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Good news for the UK then as we are leaving that poisoned enclave
Kasikorn Bank yearly fee?
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Same same, Kasikorn deducted Bht 800 from my account for a replace entdebit card ( never issued) then reidentified as annual fee on being questioned.
stupid wife then signed up for an alternate new card for just Bht 650.
net result I ended up paying Bht 1450 for a Bht 650 card each.......