PoorSucker

Everything is 20% cheaper, my 12 floor condo is 6000 baht per month. Much better restaurant options. Bolt (like Uber) is 50-100 baht where ever I go. Downside: harder to make friends, the police really enforce driving rules. Helmet, driving license and drunk driving is checked at multiple locations every day.

Got a nice paying job with only six hours per day workweek mon-fri My 12 floor condo with Seaview is 6000 baht per month

You can get social security card if you work and pay into the system.

I eat lunch at Terminal21 here in Pattaya, rice with two dishes and juice for 49 baht.

Food court in Tesco

Best price here in Pattaya is at the big gardening market. Not only do they sell a nice selection of hybrid plants, you can also buy the very potent final products for 300 baht per 5g.

Drunk driving.

Download the driving license app (my TGF helped start it me as it's only in Thai) after you get your new license. You can show the cops if you loose your plastic version. You need a QR code on your license to scan in. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=th.go.dlt.qrlicence

Yes, the DLT office is so convenient located, ????

Do 7-11 deliver beer?

ABS breaks?

Just renewed in Pattaya, motorbike expired 3 years, 11 months ago, car two years, 11 months ago. No problem, only reaction and colour blind test.

Garden market on Sukhumvit in Pattaya have green crack, 5g for 300 baht.

300 baht in my local gardening market.

I have four bank apps, Bangkok bank is the only one that takes a minute to log into, doesn't have favorite for money transfer etc etc. <deleted>.

Good selection of plants in plant market on north sukhomvit 300 baht for 5g of green crack if you don't want to grow yourself. ตลาดคลองถมพัทยา Dreamer Market 084 662 6463 https://maps.app.goo.gl/FkBhTGCoPK1v68qo7

Is this what you're looking for? bought small one for 80baht, big was 350baht. Huge plant market on north Sukhomvit, close to Nuae. ตลาดคลองถมพัทยา Dreamer Market 084 662 6463 https://maps.app.goo.gl/FkBhTGCoPK1v68qo7

Was there 22 years ago when I first stayed on soi Yamato, was already the nickname then.

The two hour drive cost 2000 baht. Can't believe people take the three hour ride to save 1000 baht. /s

Go the same time as a friend that can make hand signs

Guess you never attended one before... ???? In New year 2000 it was 30.000 pot heads, including me.

Saw them selling plants at the food market on Noen Plubwan for 100 baht each.

It's like preaching teens to not have sex and forbid condoms.

Smoke it?

My experience with hazard lights in Thailand is that Thai drivers use it to indicate that they're going straight in a crossing.