Humpy

No need to import sex toys , they are openly on sale along beach roar Pattaya.

There must be a need to state the sizes. Perhaps that's why Thai men have to undo their trouser belts to access their equipment !! 

Perhaps a 'panic button' might be an idea for the shop owner and cameras facing the customers !!

I notice many cars with faded number plates which are almost unreadable. Will these cameras still be able to take a shot ? 

It doesn't matter what packaging these 'coffin nails' are wrapped in because it won't stop this disgusting habit. Smokers couldn't give a hoot for the stench they cause . I timed a smoker lighting up a cigarette, taking drags on it and then stubbing it out. From light up to stub out was 5 mins 10 seconds. Each drag was 2 seconds and total drag time was 18 seconds , the rest of the time was taken up tapping the fag with his forefinger to dislodge the ash. I think it must be something to do with occupying his hands .

So if I spend 23 hrs and 45 min away then that's OK is it ?

Thank goodness the Thais never went to war with leaders like this !

Most drivers don't have a licence anyway !!

Maybe the reason for driving at night is to avoid the weigh bridges !!!

Depends how much Jack Daniels you mix it with !! 

Try riding a motorcycle on the 'sidewalks' of Pattaya's Soi 13, 12 etc etc.... there are none. Bars and shops have taken them over for extra seating or goods display !!

If you find them don't forget there are plenty more just over the border !!

'' Chinese nationals suspected of operating illegal prostitution services '' instead of legal prostitution services !!

I have managed over seven decades without using one of these play things. How does the user take aim at the target ? How do they know when the target has been fully cleaned ?  How is the target and surrounding area dried ? How closely does the user check the spray head for other user's debris before taking aim ? 

I do hope the necessary TM 30's were in order.

Lots.

So if if I arrive in  Pattaya at 1800 hrs, stay the night at a hotel , which will submit a TM 30, and I return to Bangkok by 1200 hrs the next day does my wife have to submit a TM 30 ?

Did the truck have the lower half of his windscreen covered with a curtain and the rest of the screen almost blanked out with stickers and ecclesiastical dangles ? As this type of incident is a regular occurrence perhaps the driver might like to invest in an extra 15 'wing' mirrors so a sneaky brain dead motorcyclist can be seen jumping the queue .   

I wonder if the sales staff know what  ' MG ' stands for ?

Take a walk through any village market and see the the number of bags being used and the Styrofoam food boxes handed out. Our local crowded market with its stalls in the road is about 150 meters long and is set up 3 times a week. Each shopper is carrying 4 or 5 bags as he or she buys even more items , all in plastic bags. I've yet to see a study made of the bag use at these markets.

Maybe because they can't meet the financial requirements of Immigration and do not want or cannot  afford the cost of the dodgy visa agents !!  

Perhaps time to furnish all prison cells with a noose..... save a lot of time and money !!

''one and a half hours into the journey ''...... how many hours had he driven before picking up the students ?