Humpy

When these poxy UK politicians get their s#@t together and get a No Deal Brexit sorted you will all be pleasantly surprised....or am I dreaming ?

What about school buses ?

It pays to advertise !

Who said his hands were tied behind his back ?

Run .

Do what thousands of others do, find a 'helpful' visa agent !!!

Think again my friend !

If they wear this style I'll be happy to drive down from Mahasarakham to view the event. Most of the swimwear in the photo look nothing like bikinis.

So if this 'no begging law' comes into being then I won't have to step over the dozens of beggars blocking the pavements around Pattaya ..... wishful thinking !!

''  '' operating illegal prostitution ''   ....instead of legal prostitution ?!!

No dashcam evidence ?!!

Like the flowers on the desk !

The driver should have been on the inside lane and not the fast lane. Perhaps he will drive within the law in future .

UK Governments had the offer of another 99 year lease some years ago and they rejected it.........idiots !!! 

I suppose the heavily tinted windscreen was there to keep the sun out !!

What container or tray will the market stallholder use when I buy my mango and sticky rice with the sachet of coconut milk ? 

No bags at the supermarket checkout , just buy a bundle of bin bags , simple.

Just take a couple of old socks to carry the cucumbers.

Perhaps mother-in-law's old bra to  carry the water melons.

I really must grow a beard........ the girls seem to be attracted to them....... but then do I want to be mistaken for a Muslim ?

348 died , and the final figure, when those that succumb to their road crash injuries will be ????

YES.

It has been said that religion is the nearest thing to madness. Looking around the World today and having fought in religious conflicts I'm inclined to agree the statement !  

I had a quote from the Bangkok Pattaya Hospital for Baht 160,000 for a skin cancer operation a few years ago. They probably thought I had medical insurance ! So I then went to the Ram Hospital in Khon Kaen and had the op for Baht 39,000 .

Time to get a cap that fits, Mr Policeman !!

'' most of the accidents took place on highways and roads in villages and sub-districts.''..... well who would have thought it ? Surely there are other places to have accidents !! I notice the Police in the roadside tents busy on their i-phones as the overloaded pickups and hooligan motorcyclists roar by . Come to think of it, it was the same last year and the year before and the years before that !!

As I commented in a previous item that his shirt was already full of trinkets which is probably why he had to hand it in !!