Humpy

Time to buy some more submarines Mr Prime minister ! 

Many people were unable to buy 58 because it was 'not available '. Funny old thing and the winning number was 58. Is this lucky numbers game fixed , I ask ?

They do 120 kph now so why change it? Speed doesn't kill but the rate at which you stop does. 

Lots of money to be made then, especially on the pavement of South Pattaya road outside Tuk Com and the Kasikorn Bank !!

The twice a month 'lucky numbers' game is popular up here in Isaan. Some folk in the village tried to buy 58  but were told by the 'sellers' that the number was no longer available. Oh dear .... and what was the lucky number ... ?  58 . Well knock me down with a feather ! Anybody else had this happen in their area ?

About time m/c manufacturers put more foot rests for the extra pillion passengers . The five school kids on a bike have nowhere to rest their feet not to mention those that ride side saddle. !!! TIT.

I just wonder what these nose jobs will look like when they get to 60 and the wrinkles start forming !

Only 13 !!?

Why are the police parachuting ? Oh ,sorry I forgot they need the 'Wings' badge for their uniforms, nice.

Check the car's service history, that should narrow down your search here in Thailand !!!!

So Immigration will be open 24/7, including Public holidays, to receive these TM 30 forms , will they ?

 Pattaya - Bangkok hospital wanted Baht 145000 for a cancerous skin repair. I had the op in a Khon Kaen hospital for Baht 38000 with free check ups for nearly 2 years . Pays to shop around.

Good job the tourist numbers are down !!

I got my ID at my local Ampur, took 2 hours and 2 local headmen for character referees, plus Yellow book, simple .

They should have gone to a real agent and got the fake letters etc !!!

No rains for over 7 months, lawns don't need cutting so I'm feeling unfit and have put on weight. ...... but am still drinking the post mowing beers !!

Where did he get his money from to 'help his family' ?  A prize pillock. Its <deleted> like this that cause Immigration to tighten the rules every 5 mins.

So that will stop them crapping all over the pavements will it ?

''Kenyans blacklisted'' ...   I like it !!

No mention of overloading or allowing 6 passengers standing on the rear steps .

"Spokesman Pol Col Krissana Pattanacharoen said the ban will be strictly enforced" ....... a bit like wearing helmets on motorcycles, smoking cars and lorries, underage drivers, school kids 4 on a bike and the un-roadworthy lorries, cars and pickups.

Good to see the rapid response and action of the BIB.... The first video would have been worth watching if he had fallen onto the electricity cables !   

The girls in the GoGo bars do not like Indian men, full stop. Don't believe me ? ..then pop into any GoGo bar in Walking Street and ask the ladies  !!

When I came to Thailand over 20 years ago the Baht was 90 to the Pound. 

No tourist is going to consider Thailand for a holiday with Baht 31.2 to the Pound !!

It's a snake, don't worry about what kind it is, hit it over the head with a long stick and then photograph it.

This one, 2 meters long, came into our garage a couple of days ago and my snake warning systems were activated ie our three dogs barking like mad !!!