I cannot imagine retiring to a rural area. When I visit the in-laws, I am bored out of my head. The older family members start drinking "white whiskey" at 7 am until they sleep. The conversation about "what did you eat this morning/afternoon/evening" is inane as they don't read the news. They also comment on the weather a lot.
"Aye, looks like rain later."
"Yes, rain for sure."
"I agree, rain coming."
"Unless it doesn't rain today."