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  1. fondue zoo
    Stand at attention, place your hand on your chest and start singing the national anthem. Whatever you do, don't make eye contact. It will confuse some but they will join in after a bit..... probably ...or one of Uncle P's top hits from his self titled album "Let Me Put My Democracy in You (Thailand)" Everyone knows those.
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    He just needs more time... you know, to fix everything.
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    just be wearing those shirts when they arrive "I Love Big Joke"
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    How do they actually go about undoing that?
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    90% of what is said on all forums is silly. Hedley Lamarr : My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. Taggart : God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. * not adjusted for inflation
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    you need to say his name 3 times...
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    I've always wanted to ride a bike through the countryside, YouTube vids of people doing that here look like a blast... but I grew up with horses not bikes. I would die.
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    The underlying reason is more related to "why don't my deadbeat parents love and care for me like other kids I see?" ..good luck kid
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    Never forget the 5 D's...
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    This is the Way
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    from the Time article in 2018 ???? This is what I want you to understand about how I took this position. Personally, I never wanted to obtain power this way, never imagine becoming the prime minister like this. [The nation] was at the brink of destruction, and I could never let that happen.
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    Stop it, it's all real and impacts all our lives, kings, queens, princesses, crying, harry, magic and castles.... The Windsors also on Netflix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_DCYMviMsU ????
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    I like the meatballs...
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    I do love the smell of mumbo-jumbo in the morning.
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    maybe this...
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    Please tell me there's a room with a pinned string board and lots of photos/notes... standing there late at night.. "this means something" ????
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    I don't know why exactly but throwing books in the bin always feels a bit off to me.
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    I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
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    The package also contains the wind(s of change) from 100 youths after eating the cheapest shabu they could find one Saturday night. Maybe.
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    FIFA: sure, we have a discount streaming package available for B600M. ** yes I know this isn't football
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    Do you get a Thai name the same way you choose a porn name? YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on)
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    The reference to dark skin farm girls
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    Frustrated ☒ Loser ☒ Overweight ☐ Bald ☐ Fast Ageing Moaner ☒ Complainer ☐ Superiority Complex ☒ Likey Likey the Caramel corn ☒ dam I don't make the cut....
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    Make me like you.. a lot. Go! ????
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    A duck floats in water [bread, apples, very small rocks, cider, gravy, cherries, mud, churches, lead]. If the woman weighs the same as a duck, then she is made of wood. The woman weighs the same as a duck. Therefore, the woman is a witch?

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