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fondue zoo

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  1. Humans have no clue as to what is really going on but we are very good at making stuff up. cats however, those furry bastards, they know something...
  2. His name is Cookie. This is a problem everywhere.
  3. the breakfast of champions
  4. My Italian uncle has done that for all his life, it granted him the ability to fart on command and the health of an ox. The guy has serious old man strength too.
  5. Tim, be quiet, we don't want the circus to notice us. Acting tough to protect Siam from foreign infidels is an easy go-to headline grabber for some here.
  6. Is it just me or do they almost all use the same marinade? I've found many seem to have the same taste, unless I buy something that is clay pot cooked.
  7. Moving out but keeping a set of keys.. you know just in case.
  8. This is correct, I'm full of these things right now just by reading the article. All this talk of woggling and toggling. my my I do declare
  9. He's still alive for sure.
  10. Just start wearing costumes.. let's see just how far he's willing to go for love. And start being more "theatrical".
  11. We just don't understand... He is Siam and Siam will restore and heal him over time, magic probably.
  12. And a former police officer to boot... see there's hope for everyone, a true rags to riches story, pulled himself up by his own bootstraps he did.
  13. The wealthy are just better and smarter than everyone else.. what are going to do? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  14. There was no real danger, he was leasing the pistol too and couldn't afford bullets.
  15. Transporting toddlers and babies in arms while riding four deep on a busted ass scooter with no tread doing 70kph on the highway is still okay, don't worry. Were sidecars, at least, ever a thing here?
  16. Thanks to the "face" concept I can tell everyone at dinner that I'm a astronaut cowboy millionaire... and they can't say anything, to my face. I can sit there all night and regale them with stories and anecdotes of my high flying, rich and famous exploits. Do I realise there was a hole in my shirt pocket afterwards and that over half the people at said dinner can't speak English, sure, does it matter, no. Nobody says anything about my over the top, jump the shark, lie stories. It's fantastic.
  17. Well, that's that then, no point in hanging around, back to the no stress farming and diy sub-forums. learn how to grow some beans or something..
  18. Someone (fans) just doxed the grand jurors names and addresses.
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