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Granulated urine.

What is wet work?

Some years back in Calif my brother was in line at checkout at Walmart and a huge lady in front was paying with food stamps. He made a joke about her size perhaps to loudly, manager had to escort my brother out cause the welfare lady went berserk. Now adays they use a card so noone is the wiser.

Spend that money bro. Treat yourself.

I love eggs benedict with crab cakes or smoked salmon. In the US it's my go to restaurant breakfast. I buy english muffins and toast with butter and cheese, with poached eggs, no sauce. The sauce takes time to make correctly. Egg yolk, butter and some lime juice.

Well, God, if you're 5-foot-3 and you're 300 pounds Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds Sort of sounds like a woman to me. Please tell me why poor folks are forced to eat junk food instead of potatoes, rice, beans, veggies. I don't buy it.

The thought of never knowing the delight of an icy cold beer sitting on a beach with warm sand and aqua blue seas is sinful.

Ironic how upset some folks can get over a song. Maybe we should analyze some some rap songs about drug dealing, cop killing thugs. Oh, we can't go there. But, bashing the white man for being pissed off is OK. The bit about the fat welfare ladies is something that people think but are afraid to say.

Going to be a month of beerless days and nights. I'm a daytime drinker, I don't do hangovers and my limit is 4 small beers a day.

Of course fat is not good for anyone. I'm talking a few extra pounds to fill out the face a bit. I've seen the skinny anorexic looking old guys carrying a parasol hiding from the suns rays scurrying about in Pattaya.

It is overpriced here but if you want it, gotta treat yourself.

Small or grande size.

I've done both to death.

Not really a hard liquor drinker, maybe some wine.

Weight management? Are you kidding? Nah, just an experiment. But, maybe a few kilos. I see old guys bragging about being skinny, you know old skinny guys look sickly. Maybe when you were younger being skinny was OK, not when you're old. I've only seen a few guys in shape who were able to pull it off.

So, I decided to give up my minimal daily beer allowance. First day today, and it was boring. Usually I can kill 1 1/2 hr drinking some beer and a few hits and a cigar. Today, nada. Don't get how you non drinkers do it. Boring as fork. Anyway I'll keep it up for a little while and see if I can drop a few kilos.

2 slices butter toast, black brewed coffee and 1/4 watermelon.

555, good one joe

I can see it, opposites attract.

Hey, leave Bob alone. Does he bother you? Really think you can start throwing your weight around here newbie hombre.

Kick 'em when they're upKick 'em when they're downKick 'em when they're upKick 'em all around

Bros before hoes.

Looking forward to a coastal run from Santa Cruz to Pismo Beach, maybe an overnighter in Monterey. My main objective is to take care of properties in Central Valley, road trip to NV. to mountain sightseeing. And sample wide varieties of culinary delights.

That's at Costco. Not that you would know.

So, taking my kid with me to visit my homestate of Ca. San Francisco has out of control homelessness and crime. Last year we visited Golden Gate Br and Fisherman's Wharf. That was OK but I won't venture into the downtown area. I don't need to see people living in the streets. Same goes for Venice Beach, another favorite of years ago as well as Santa Monica. It's a shame to see what's happening to Calif. So, we'll leave the big cities and visit the countryside and mountain regions as well as Nevada.