Everything posted by SAFETY FIRST
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‘You are BLOCKED!’
I read members saying this occasionally. Does this happen often to you? You should keep a tally. AN has around 300000 members, see how many will block you, maybe go for an all time AN forum blocked record, you may win a prize. 😁
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The Swiss Expat, stay or go ?
Which one, there's been a couple in the headlines recently. If you are talking about ElephantMan, he's going. He has tried to bribe her (doctor) but she's not having it. Swissy's GONE.
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Foreigner's Shocking Behavior On Soi 4 Sparks Outrage in Bangkok [videos]
When I read it, I thought it was you. 😂
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Foreigner's Shocking Behavior On Soi 4 Sparks Outrage in Bangkok [videos]
Poor Thailand 😔
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Thailand once was the place, now dirty beaches, bad air, cheapo tourists
Here you go, another nutjob foreigner. Poor Thailand.
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BBC’s campaign to bring Thailand’s Songkran to global audiences
Oh, goodie, more Brits on their way to Thailand. Can we expect more Brits making the headlines now. I remember the Brits at Songkran, down soi Buakhao would buy those high pressure water guns that would give you hearing damage or knock an eye out of your head.
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Thailand once was the place, now dirty beaches, bad air, cheapo tourists
It's always been this way, the only thing that is changing are more and more crazy, disrespectful foreigners arriving.
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Best Supermarket
I'll stick with the methylated spirits. Much cheaper. 😱
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Best Supermarket
Are they moving from Pattaya Nua?
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Savoy Cabbage
I didn't think anyone ate cabbage any more. Cabbage was always a vegetable your mother forced you to eat, that and Brussel sprouts.
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Man Angry About Being Too Broke to Buy Kratom Juice Arrested for Smashing Car Windows
I got angry once, when I was too broke to buy Mercedes GT63s
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Intoxicated American Arrested after Damaging Sedan Window with a Rock in Wichit
Lots of these crazy foreigners about damaging car windows. Poor Thailand. 😔 Samui crazy guy.mp4
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NATO should recruit Thailand, Singapore, Philippines, Japan, and more, ex-commander says
I'd like to see more training for these guys first. grenade poor throw.mp4
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Are you struggling in Thailand?
I've been pissed and broke a few times but I keep bouncing back
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Are you struggling in Thailand?
If you are short of cash you can get a job working for a Pimp, soi 6, become a bar manager. Beg for lady drinks, you'll make a fortune.
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Lost Bike Keys, How can I get the bike started again?
Where did the OP say that the steering lock was on? You are right though, you'd probably struggle if the tyres were flat or the engine was seized up. There are many issues that would stop you.
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The juristic girl said I’m not allowed to clean my house!
She's just making conversation, she saw a sexy man sweeping. She's attracted to you. Next time Mrs Smith is out shopping, invite her around. Ask her if she has a friend, we could have a foursome. Maybe we could shoot a short video, post it here for the non believers.
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Buying a used car that is under finance
You can pay off his finance with your money but why would you do that? You need to go to the DLT, they will transfer ownership, once the car blue book is in your name then hand over the money, take keys and drive away. Don't forget to say goodbye. 👋
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The juristic girl said I’m not allowed to clean my house!
You're a stick in the mud, a party popper. I like Bob's daily/bi-daily story telling, funny stuff. Don't be too critical, too serious on Bob's postings, these forums, you'll find 80% of the comments/postings are made up. Bob's nonsense, his creative writing, fiction, it's fun reading. I do wish he wouldn't be so negative though.
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Pattaya to Bangkok on 160 cc
PCX no problem. Just take the Sukhumvit all the way. If it's a Click, they are not as comfortable, I'm 185cm, too tall for click.
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Pattaya to Bangkok on 160 cc
Great to hear that you are still drunk, keep up the good work mate. 👍 If you behave yourself, I'll talk with the other Aussies, I reckon we'll make you an honorary member. The drunken Aussie club.
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Tourist’s Car Gets Wheel Stuck in Sewer Hole Near Bang Saray Beach
A newbie in town. Probably on the phone or fondling his girlfriend, not paying attention. I hope he learns from his mistake. Be more careful next time.
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How Safe Are You - Living in Thailand?
Oh dear, so many people with mental illness. Thailand, very safe, but sadly nutjob foreigners are making it dangerous. video_20240410_181211_edit.mp4
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Household town water cost
Wow, this is handy to know, thanks. I wish City Hall would be so nice. Around 10 years city hall started charging company owned home owners, which they back dated, cheeky buggers. I went to city hall and argued with them, saying its a domestic house occupied by 4 family members, it's not a business, they refused to listen.
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s opulent family holiday in Phuket
Take care, lots of crazy foreigners in Phuket these days.