Stevey

I never got one of the medications you weren’t allowed to go to work without i Oz. That place resembled 1940 Germany while that was going on. We had our problems in the UK, which I totally avoided as I spent the whole period here, but in the UK it was free choice.

I thought they were making the light bulb last.

I did say I wouldn’t address trolls and those whose comments were only to insult, that’s my job. I will address the point you have made that anybody here looking after other peoples children are being cuckholded. In the same way that you can’t help who you fall in love with (whatever love is) How do you Not do the same with a child you develop feelings for ? About 6 months ago I actually moved out to a friends place after my girlfriends mood had become intolerable. That was a very dark time and that’s when I realised that staying together for the children is a price definitely worth paying. I never had the impulse to have children, I have never met a child I liked enough to say “ ???? I need one of those “. Also my mom was evil when we grew up and would not attach myself to a woman in the west and get trapped by a total c()nt. she left my dad with Zero at fifty and she lives in luxury on the proceeds of the house sale. He got zero. Most people who have kids get a net benefit in that they have some people about to take care of them when they are old. I don’t know how possible that will be in my situation at 48 and him being five, time will tell. A friend of mine here who is 75 and you could possibly consider him wise as he has a few quid and was a former business owner in England now retired in Jomtien. When I was talking about the problems I had with my girlfriend he said “ Just leave her he’s not your kid is he ? Why are you bothered? Kids are resilient, he’ll soon forget you ! Thinking about how he’s only known me as his Dad for the last four plus years I couldn’t help but wonder if he was a sociopath. And his wife had the same opinion too, although I’m positive she is evil.

I believe your referring to my point how Isaan Mothers like to get involved with your kid. At the start of this happening I would indulge these women and really saw nothing in what they were doing as a problem. But After a while and especially recently I have seen it not so much as taking an interest but total outright nosiness to the point of invasion of privacy. Take yesterday for example. It was so hot and about 11am little Dang and I popped out to the outskirts of the village to my Favourite Noodle shop. Ah ! Closed ! So we head into town. We found a noodle shop in the shade. I ordered guay Dtee-ow noodles in ‘ Good Thai ‘. To allay any confusion I even said “ 1 bowl 60 baht “ while Dang sat down. We sit down waiting and over walks another lady who works in the shop. Another slightly fat late forties died hair no smile and looks like a handful in an argument. She points at Dang and asks in the local language “ what’s he having ? “ I answered “ I’ve ordered already “ She has another go and I reply again “ I’ve ordered already “ Much to the enjoyment of the sitting local patrons. She got off. I stopped ordering food he doesn’t eat a while back and the cheek of these restaurants I go to with Dang who want to provide a tiny five years old with a full bowl of noodles galls me. Sixty baht is no small amount for people on 300baht a day when they get work. So I see it as a total liberty and 9iss take. He can pick at mine while he plays Minecraft on his phone. Dang sees a kid who belongs to the family of the shop so as usual end up going over and playing. It wasn’t long before the investigation starts. The word Falang came out of her mouth a couple of times and I could hear Dang giving all the usual answers in order as she progressed her interrogation in hushed tones. I called over in Thai “Mai Dtong Dtorp!” With a chuckle. We later ate again in another shop and again he got the third degree from another old Isaan Hag. They always want to know the village and the mothers name. I can understand making conversation, which they would Not do with the child of a Thai man in their shop but why do they need to know his moms name. I put my hand up like a police man halting 3 lanes of traffic as she started her questioning, she sheepishly skulked off. She knew that carrying out a full probe about my private life is not polite but they really think it’s not a problem if you can’t understand. But that’s what they’re like.

Thanks for the wise words. Yes I hope people will get an insight to what goes on up here. I have a lot of experience not just gathered myself but from what others have been thru. I will also tell my failings that may contributed to the situations. From now on I will not answer back any more troll comments. Right off for some noodles…. Again ????

How is it boasting ? to Say that I have an understanding of the language that some who profess to be Thai old hands don’t. I mean that rhetorically, you’re adding nothing with your laughing emoji’s. Thanks for your input but unless you can provide a counter narrative you’re just insulting me while I’m trying to insult the locals locals. The venting of my feelings and experiences is to inform from my perspective as someone who is up close and personal understanding what’s going on around me while I’m in this Isaan community. I’ve been here everyday for over 2 years. I hope the punctuation and grammar are acceptable in this post. I just had an ETD Emergency Toilet Disaster unfold as we got back from the local smoothie shack. It was battle stations getting from the bike to the toilet. I’d score me a 6/10 for accuracy, let’s get this place sluiced out.

I’m not Australian I’m a million miles in the opposite direction I’m English. I would not go to Oz if you gave me a free house and car. That government is evil.

I never said what you are insinuating I have said. I’m positive Dang has no concept of how he came to be. He has no concept of what a Father is. He just knows that I look after him. And I have never tried to have him call me his Dad as the locals want me to do. You Mr.Hello are a nasty individual and a knuckle dragger. You know that yourself deep inside. When you typed those laughing emojis in reference to an innocent 5 year old boy who doesn’t have a father you must have been enjoying yourself. I wonder who you are and what you’re about ? This forum attracts some of the nastiest people as does the Bar scene. Dang is a great kid and I’m gonna do my best to make his life a success like having a father helped me to realise an enjoyable life. You really are a turd of a man.

I don’t believe I’ve ever use a semicolon; you don’t see them too often, but I do like a comma, as I do like to go off at a tangent, about 23 times a story.

I’ve addressed this. I apologise about the messy sentences some of this is garbled but with all due respect I’m not 70 years old sitting in an air-conditioned office in BuriRam. I am 48 going on 40 and I’m very busy looking after a child, running errands planting lots of trees, and not waiting to die. It’s funny, I thought picking people up on there, spelling and punctuation went out with the Romans since many of people on the Internet or non-native English speakers and it’s now thought petty to pick people up on this type of thing. Just a quick one at the end what have you been doing today? I’ve had loads on and managed to write you some entertaining posts. The fact that you’ve gone to the trouble to point out where I left a load of garbled rubbish is a measure of what kind of a man you are.

Left about 1000 words for this, quoting you. Pressed submit, and it didn’t post again. Mods why does this happen ?

Ooh.. ggrrr

Just quoted you in a really long post about my fishing exploits and press submit. I need to submit. That’s the second long post today ! This website is total rubbish. I wish they would spend more time making it work than putting up 15 Ads in your face. to cut a long story short at the end of my super long post, I say I’ve never actually caught a fish here, after two years of trying with all the gear, and I’ve never heard anybody answer me in the affirmative when I ask them if they’ve ever caught a fish. Although I’m brilliant with a bait caster now as I’ve had so much practice lure fishing, but never actually managed to hook one, but I’ve had them go after my เฮียบอม ‘Year-a Bomb’ lure. This is why people go out with harpoon guns and shoot Giant Snake Heads ปลาชะโด Bah-Cha-Doh in the shallows. Probably secret spots told to family members though the generations. Can a moderate see my previous reply to this post I’ve quoted?

Does there have to be a point. It’s my opinion on the people up here from the perspective of someone who understands a lot of what is being said. Also I am in charge and moulding the mind of a local boy who is not half-half. It has become apparent to me that complete strangers believe that either because they are advised or because they can see with their eyes he is not a half breed. And they believe that they have the right advice how he is raised and how long his hair is. Can you imagine if you had a half Thai white skinned boy a Thai man selling noodles would suggest that you half white boy should be sporting an anti lice full metal jacket hair cut ? As you have commented on me. Let’s know a little about your circumstances and experience that qualifies you to literally put red lines through my sentences, yeah this opinion is all phish !! forgive me if some of this is disjointed, I’m quickly writing it out on an iPhone and pressing submit

Let’s give him some attention….I kind of enjoyed (past tense) ? I should skip about abit more on the various subjects?

No Probs I’ll do an Abridged version… theresalottacบnts

Did you read it Dad ? Just some points I think need making.

I’ve worked the passive aggressive emoji is the confused one. I guarantee I know more about local idiots than you. Ive heard people say they don’t want to know the language so they don’t know what people are saying about them, ignorance is bliss. I know when I’m being talked about because people start whispering, even if I don’t understand what they’re talking about at least I know they’re talking about me ????

I copied it from my iPhone notes App. I wasn’t gonna lose an Epic masterpiece like this. I remember losing a massive trip report to Savannakhet when the page just closed on me.

I meant proffering, not preferring, but I couldn’t edit it.

Hi You’re not forced to read all this guff, but feel free I went for a massage today had a terrible cramp in my leg probably been sitting too long or dehydration or both. I went to this massage shop that I’ve been to before and my little lad came with me (he’s technically not my lad he’s my girlfriends son of five years old. He has only ever known me as his guardian/father although he knows, I think, that I’m not his actual father. But at Five he has no concept of what a father is. His older brother who has never seen his father is a mess. I’ve been in his life since he was 1 year and when I arrived he turned 3 while I sat in the ASQuarantine hotel for the Pandemic nobody actually witnessed except for the nightly graphs. Up until then he was a grumpy little thing and didn’t take much notice of me on the twice a day video calls from the UK. But I did have some affection for him stemming from previous visits over the last 2 years when I would play with him alone and get him to laugh. Although he still didn’t trust me enough to go to the shops just the two of us, he would get nervous and cry for his mom. I’ve never Hankerd to be anybody’s father, and even when I’ve got back with my girlfriend who I’d been with a few years but had a break and she had a Thai boyfriend she got pregnant by, but then split up with as not enough money was forthcoming and also he discovered her temper and gambling. I never looked at her boy has a potential son for me to take on. I had no interest in this at all and have always maintained that “ i’ve never met a child I liked “. When I arrived at the house for the big reunion, after over a year stuck in the hotel, little Dang to his Mom and my surprise came running up the garden and hugged me. So that stability and being a constant in his life had paid off. It took a month or so as I remember but little Dang liked having me around and we are no inseparable and everyone sees us round town. My Thai language is definitely not fluent or as good as that tool on here who likes to say he speaks good Thai, I’d love to actually hear it, but even though I picked a book up 15 years ago I stopped learning years ago and being up here in Isaan has forced me to learn a lot of vocabulary due to needing to converse with building suppliers, fishing equipment shops and backstreet motor bike mechanics. Some people understand and some people have no clue what I am talking about. This is the same for native English speakers who encounter foreigners who respond in English. Most English have agile enough brains to work out on the fly what a non native speaker ( or Scots man ) is trying to convey even if every word is incorrectly pronounced. We just get on with it as do the Thai people who realise I’m saying a word incorrectly but can guess I mean a particular word going on the context of the situation, some Thais appear incapable of this. An example comes to mind. Yesterday I was buying some more trees for the garden. Now at this point, I’m in the garden centre I’m standing among some mango trees. There is the owner of the shop and there is the main worker of the shop both experts. The owner says to me what are you looking for ? I then said “ Ao Dton Mamuang “ The owner looked at me, perplexed, and repeated what I just said. I then repeated what she just said. Then the worker who has got a brain the same as a Westerner, in this situation says to her boss.” Ao Dton Ma-Moo-ang “ the fact that I was browsing the Mango trees gave her zero clue what I was going on about. Anyway, I’ve got my mango trees. Now there’s a guy here,on AN, who likes to say he speaks good Thai, I’d love to actually hear it, I go all around town, doing lots of different things, getting motorbikes fixed , massages shops , buying trees, Noodles etc all in Thai/Isaan. So yesterday I go for a massage with little Dang in attendance in a big Thai style room with beds not single rooms. ** My point starts here ** As usual people love to engage in conversation with Dang to make him feel welcome but these encounters because I can understand the lingo and what they are asking him can sometimes rile me. Because Dang Calls me Steve as his mom does , and not Por or Daddy they will decide to ask him why he not calling me Por. Yesterday one of the usual idiots decided to say “ oh Steve’s you uncle !” to which I was forced to respond “ Not uncle I’m his Por “ The purpose of this is too spell it out that I’m not his biological father and the real winner is the Thai man who’s not been heard of since. A while back a family run pharmacy in town I have frequent for the past few years were enjoying interacting with Dang one day as we were in the shop and all know I’m his guardian. The Mother said why don’t you call him Por rather than Steve ? I respond that how it is and I’m happy with that. Then the 70 year old father, who has known us for 4years, gets down to Little Dang’s level and asks “ Where’s you Father ? Where’s you Father ? “ Poor little Dang looks confused and points at me and says “ Steve “. I then tell the father to shut his hole. And the daughters and mother jump in to put him right “ Steve’s his Father “. This is not an isolated incident and anybody like the ‘ and I speak GoodThai ‘ bloke who understands what the locals are saying will know it’s borne out of jealousy and an underlying hatred for the westerner. A usual one I get is women or men who would never normally engage another persons child in unsolicited conversation in the street but will try and show me that this boy is an Isaan child and not mine. They will start asking him the same questions what village do you live in ? what school do you go to? Who is your Mom ? Where is your Mom ? So you have Brothers and what are the names, and where are they ? How much money do you get to go to school with? They will then take the language to the next level of Isaan where I and Dang have no clue what they are saying. Yesterdays incident was in the Massage shop. Post massage where Dang had sat on a Sofa with two fifty year old guys waiting. I witnessed the first guy earlier grab Dang and I’m pretty sure tried to pinch his penis. Now I’ve had this happen before a couple of years back in the village where an old man resembling old man Steptoe pinch Dangs little fella. This old geezer had took every opportunity to tease Dang over the time I’d been around but I’d let it go. But on this occasion we were at the corner shop and as Dang then 3 sat on the Saleng stunned from being assaulted . I walked over and rather than knock him out which would have killed him I opted for grabbing his junk and squeezing hard and telling him never to do that again. He hasn’t. It does appear to be a thing here to do this to children, and in fact, Dang started doing it to me of late and that morning. So I decided you know what I’m not gonna die on this hill let’s just let it go. If that I did just happen, and Dang didn’t seem to mind as he was laughing along. Anyway then the guys decided on the old favourite of advising me to get Dang beautiful hair which is like a bob to be cut military style and shaved high up to the crown. Every boy here I have seen here who’s up to no good has this cut and then others have died hair of all styles. I has a mother stop me outside his school and point at Dangs hair “ Shave it like my Sons !” She said pointing at a semi scalped child in her Saleng Sidecar. I replied “No I don’t like it !” I do believe she was ‘ Aghast ‘. I said to this pair of retired brain surgeons in the massage shop. No I don’t like it and why should an edict from a school prevent us from letting our boys hair grow normally. He not the state’s property. To which I replied it to prevent nits and other hair, lice type creatures, procreating. Unfortunately, for these pair of idiots they run into the wrong Westerner. I asked them so when all the five-year-olds are in class and some of them have got hair lice and you want all hair cutting to reduce this. How is it that the girls can have long hair then ? do hair lice exclusively live in Male five-year-olds hair? They didn’t have an answer for that one and I left. Any way that’s all I got. But I shall be able to add some more points as we go on.

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My MO for any dog I don’t want around is to coax it onto my Sidecar ‘Saleng’ with a chicken carcass. Then once secured drive about and an hour away leave it there to start a new life with new friends and family. I had to do that with Mama one of our females that killed one of her own daughters newborn pups out of jealousy after the day before attacking one of the others that I had petted a little too much for her liking. She’s never made it back here. Females are brutal. I will take next doors dog for a holiday one day to BeungKan ????

Absolutely disgraceful way to treat an animal. Suggesting throwing rocks at some lovely doggies. Why don’t you set up a K9 Extermination company ?

Thanks, you saved me some hassle, much appreciated.