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Get the joke right please. 'Mine is 12 inches but I never use it as a rule.' The other one is 'I want a nine inch penis, but I am not cutting it in half for any woman"

OK, unless you need it to show as a Foreign Transfer for Immigration. Then it takes until 14.01 the following day.

I only went into my Bkk branch ONCE last year to get the statement and letters for Immigration. Otherwise Nationwide to WISE GBP, (free) then convert to WISE THB account when the rate seems OK = instant & cheap , WISE to my Monthly Bkk Bank in first week of every month, all done online and almost always within 24 hours depending on time the transfer is instigated to arrive as a Foreign Transaction for Mr IO. Transfer from Monthly to Bkk Current = instant. Mr IO only needs to see the 12 Monthly transfers all in one book, nothing else. Update bank books in a machine outside the branch when I do a withdrawl. Works like a dream.

Sadly, only two now.

If you need the transfer to show as an International Transfer, then WISE to Bkk Bank is by far the best, Depending on the time you instigate the transfer, and from where can make a difference. I did UK WISE to Bkk Bank last week, 08am here, arrived 14.01 same day,

These boys did OK.

And it is advisable to inspect the paper for any signs of blood in the stool.

Yes, but they could still ask for an IDP, even though that document merely translates the licence into different languages, and is no use without the issuing country's card. Which seems silly needing one in Thailand, as it is in Thai & English. But TIT.

You forgot to add that you need two FULL arm tattoos to look like one of those 'stars' ?

Come on, how many Beards in ZZ Top band?

What rubbish. Do you need someone to wipe you bum after 65 as well? At least you can see your face in a mirror. I am 77 and wet shave every day, makes me look and feel so good. Off topic advice. I use The Best a Man Can Get Fusion blade, which I keep in a small glass of vegetable oil. Can get well over a month's shaving from one unit. It is oxidisation (rust) on the edge of the blade and not the actual cutting of the whiskers which blunt it. There is an ad on UK TV for Harry's Blades, which says you will get just as close a shave the eighth time as the first. Hahah Try it !

Read again , she said 72 quid = $95.77 = Bht 3218.

And where is that pray tell please?

My home is 350km north of Bkk, so must I just put up with it? Or a car from up t'North belching black smoke must get it fixed 200km before Bkk? Silly idea. Stop the pollutants in ALL of Thailand. However, in my village there is no waste collection so what can we do with it?

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Why no (formerly TV) after AN? Just to keep us all up tp date! 555

IDP means nothing without your original country's licence. Without the original, you need to find a paddle for the Creek in which you are sailing. IDP is merely a translation of your original.

After a busy day, Classic FM CALM is so relaxing, together with a couple of Sudokus, sleep is very soon.

Honey and Maple syrup are the same as normal sugar, but taste nicer.

When did 'Historic' actually start? These bones are only 500 AD to 500BC (whatever that means) Now the dino footprints found in England are pre-historic at 62 million years old.

How do you determine the nationality of a poster please?...............Oh yes, us Brits say Please! 555

Actually they seem to have all disappeared since I started using Mel Gibson's browser. 555

Whoever put SAD on my post does not know what 555 means. Sad.!

Slightly off topic, but what are you supposed to do when a car has 'Baby on Board' sticker?

Garden Party by Rick Nelson says "Yoko brought the Warlrus', but John Lennon already told us in Glass Onion that 'the Walrus was Paul.' Cliff Richard's LOUD SPEAKERS says 'from the needle to the plastic'. Surely the music comes from the plastic to the needle. Come on guys, get it right. Any further examples?