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Love it Brian. Round the Horne was, and still is, brilliant humour. I know 'Oooh Matron' is Carry On!

Sorry Brian, a slip of the finger. I meant 50. I am the same as you.

Cobblers. How many indulgers have you met to say that. Is Sir Paul McCartney slightly strange? Other famous people are available!

Not in the past 10 years. I moved into my house in 2012, registered my Mrs on the website, registered myself and got a paper to keep in my passport. It has been there ever since despite trips to UK, and hotel stays in Thailand. Never any question from Immigration, in fact they printed another copy for me as the old one was getting tatty.

Surely it depends on the reason you are moving. Below 60 it is not retirement.

So you tried to transfer 5k to someone, but did not have 5k in your account? My bank would simply say there is not enough money in the account to complete the transfer.

I first got 3BB 1GB fibre almost 4 years ago, @ Bht 700 + VAT. It is now 799!

Motherboard battery is there to save any BIOS changes. Easy to change yourself.

Switch to 500mb/s from what. I read that 3BB is either 500 or 1000. And the SIM card is included with no further charge?

Which package is that please. I get 1000/500 for 700 + VAT.

Please Trans, which package is that. I have 1000/500 but pay 700 + VAT = 749.

Come on Gamma, you spend most of your time writing stuff here on AN.

The man - who was travelling with his Filipina wife - had got on with 'cold sweats' and was 'breathing much too quickly' before passengers rushed to help him, offering chamomile tea and taking his pulse. This was before take-off according to the report

OK sounds good. My nearest KFC is over 35 km away, so I have an occasional Zinger. They are alright for a snack.

So you cannot compare then and now. Go in and try a Zinger.

Actually that's the sauce I am using, a bit of a bite to it.

Spaghetti Bolognese, but using a tin of Tuna flakes instead of beef mince.

Just been on this site which shows just FOUR bhajis at once in the air-fryer, enough for one person, and take 15 minutes. So for four portions we are talking an hours cooking, and that's just for starters. Saw a documentary on Ch4 where they did stir-fry chicken, noodles and vegetables. Took 40 minutes. In a wok on the gas it takes 5 minutes.

Yep, just bought 3 beers @ Bht 60. On calculator she put 3 x 60. Then put in 200 - 180. =20 believe it or not !

OK. I personally found it very clever humour and musicality. End of it.

OK. if you want. It's called Humour.

NO, one page one sheet, one side.! They have loads of trees to make paper in Thailand. 555

But that's just like the original.

Brilliant. Real musicians.

Put the SIM into a phone, dial *545 hash. Voila You beat me to it nutsac