ChipButty

Actually wearing a mask while riding a bike is not such a bad idea, I do have a Fino I dont use it often but when I do I get behind trucks and cars kicking up the dust hopefully the mask saves you from breathing in all the dust

What are you smoking?

I wonder how many others have died today?

Dont ask

A couple of years back the immigration turned up at my house looking for a Russian couple who had gave our address as where they were staying I let the midget deal with them. They never came back

I Love a Woman in a Uniform

Thats Ronny being Ronny

Manchester United player ratings: David de Gea and Raphael Varane good vs Brentford Man United beat Brentford in the Premier League at the Community Stadium and here's how the players rated. https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/man-united-player-ratings-brentford-22809073

Somebody is telling Porkies

In Phuket they make their own rules

Big Dunc again some fans ranting on Talk sport

Rooney

You're not wrong there

I dont know what to make of this just yet, but I cant see RR lying about it and there was a place on the bench as United only had 8 sub's

Manchester United player ratings: Bruno Fernandes good but Jadon Sancho poor vs Aston Villa Man United drew with Aston Villa in the Premier League at Villa Park and here are how the players rated. https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/man-united-player-ratings-villa-22766192

Anthony Martial refused to be selected in Manchester United squad at Aston Villa Anthony Martial's Man United career appears to be all but over after he rejected the chance to return to the matchday squad. "Yes, he didn't want to be in the squad," Rangnick said. "He would have been in the squad normally but he didn't want to and that was the reason why he didn't travel with us yesterday."

I think we should organise a drinking game for this one, might as well have a bit of craic watching this <deleted>. Take a drink everytime a Man Utd player fails at a simple pass. Take a drink everytime Aston Villa effortlessly break through Man Utd's midfield. Take a drink everytime de Gea touches the ball, goal kicks count. Be <deleted> before halftime.

Yep

Word on the streets of Moss Side he couldn't last 90 minutes

I was joking

What about Fred?

Manchester United player ratings: David de Gea and Raphael Varane good vs Aston Villa Man United beat Aston Villa in the FA Cup third round and here are how the players rated at Old Trafford. https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/man-united-player-ratings-villa-22706180

Shaw and Mct will play as they both miss the next game there is no need to rest Varane so my team is Henderson Dalot Varane Jones Shaw Fernandes Mactom VDB Greenwood Ronald Sancho

Gerrard in his first managerial game against us? Coutinho making his return to English football? It's almost written in the stars that we're getting dumped out of the cup.