Bday Prang

Nonsense eh? Well firstly a lack of "visible ink" as you put it has nothing to do with whether he comes from a council estate. The displaying of tattoos is part of a completely different "sub culture" Secondly anybody who knows anything about council estate scum would not be in the least surprised that he was "pretty well turned out" The uk underclass generally pride themselves on their appearance, often spending a disproportionate amount of their benefit on (usually stolen) designer clothes. and most of them would turn their nose up at the fake designer stuff sold in Thailand Even the wearing of the wrong brand of "trainers" is a good enough reason to be ostracised by the other "chavs" on the estate and in some cases can result in being beaten up He will indeed be a hero on the estate when he returns, his "street cred" will have reached such a level that he will now be considered a "catch" by the local unmarried mothers and he will now be deemed to be suitable breeding stock Try again with your daft replies,

He won't have met his father

Stop the rubbish psychotic behaviour is very very rare, Intense heat and alcohol is far more likely to be the cause, why do you not mention that

His council estate buddies will be proud, he will be a legend when he (eventually ) returns to his slum

People would generally equate this kind of behaviour with the (over) consumption of alcohol, or if it had been a Thai , methamphetamine would normally be blamed Only the most ignorant uninformed and misguided proponents of "reefer madness" would even think of mentioning cannabis as a possible contributing factor to this sort of behaviour.

That's generally the case, The Thais (used) to refer to Brits as "poo dee angrit" an honour that I don't think was bestowed on other nationalities. Unfortunately the world is shrinking, Years ago, our world renowned "council estate scum" was one of the UK's best kept secrets , they rarely "holidayed" abroad, preferring to spend their benefit money in places like Brighton or Blackpool , In the 70's with the availability of cheap package holidays they began to travel further afield with spain being the destination of choice, cheap alcohol being the main attraction, Tenerife drew them a bit further from home by providing free alcohol in the form of "all inclusive" deals The "budget" airlines allowed them to disgrace themselves in places like Greece, Cyprus and Prague (for stag nights ) Fortunately the cost of travelling to Thailand prevented the vast majority of them from arriving here , cheaper air fares and increased state benefits however have unfortunately made it a viable destination for some of them in recent years Causing much embarrassment to the rest of us

All skin tones are represented, I seem to remember it was either Lampang or Lamphun that was most famous for light skinned totty

Difficult to explain to those who never venture far from the usual tourist ghettos, and rarely appreciated by them. You'll know it if you find it

I wouldn't rush back there , The breakfast, as you say , used to be excellent, is still available but the quality is very poor now, I noticed the decline started a few years before covid.

Should never have been allowed to leave his council estate in the first place

What has Jason Statham got to do with selling bling ? Did you mean David Jason?

Absolutely, but the fact that it was sometimes marketed as "Synthetic THC", made me wonder if thats what @ozimoron was referring to when he mentioned "Synthetic Dope", especially when he said it had a very bad effect on him. Either way its best avoided

No it's definitely not weed! not sure if anybody knows what it is exactly, but the UK was awash with it a few years ago. There were several documentaries about it, It was common in prisons and certain deprived cities It zombifies those who use it, I've seen people comatosed in the streets. It was alleged to be synthesised THC and it was a fraction of the cost of real weed Think it was actually legal for a while, along with other stuff marketed as bath salts and plant food, these things were sold as "legal highs" . The government eventually got to hear about it and they are all Illegal now, but bizarrely still referred to as "legal highs"

Synthetic dope, isn't that what we used to call "spice" in the UK very nasty stuff indeed

I noticed that your website advertises brick weed from cambodia and laos as 100% organic !! How would that stand up to scrutiny under a microscope ? Perfectly, one would hope, considering the prices being asked for it. As you say yourself organic laws are not enforced here, especially concerning cannabis. I very much doubt things are any different in Cambodia or Laos were it is not even legal.

If you don't care about your face / teeth

It's also normal to get hungry after missing lunch or dinner ! Maybe that is what he had done. I hope you don't work for an insurance company

We don't have to read it ! Its not compulsory and nobody is forcing you, Feel free to keep your head in the sand and remain uninformed if you so wish. Its easy enough to do so, is it not?

OMFG what a nightmare ! A couple of weeks ago while I was away the mrs was cutting back a big flowery bush thing at the front of the house, She hadn't noticed the hornets nest concealed within, A couple of the bastards chased her into the house stinging her 3 times in the process. 1 on the leg (through her jeans) one on her hand (through some useless woollen gloves she was wearing) and 1 on her forearm Nasty swelling and very very. painful, fortunately nothing like you experienced The nest is still there but I can't see it as the bush is really dense, and to be honest I've not seen any hornets buzzing about, but she's adamant its got to be dealt with, I'm having nothing to do with it, Some guys came out from the local authority recently to deal with a king cobra but apparently no such service here for hornets, <deleted>, This is where it gets worrying , apparently her brothers son , a farmer type in his mid 20's ,is gonna sort it for the princely sum of 100 baht ! Cheap enough , then the following conversation takes place "and how's he gonna do it ?" "with benzine" " He'll burn the house down " " no he won't he's not stupid he won't light it , just soak them in it" " Is he sure it will work" "No " I expressed my concern that the dense foliage may prevent the benzine adequately soaking the nest, but I just got one of those looks obviously I think too much I've managed to delay things but only for the short term, I know she won't let it lie, and to be honest the thought of god knows how many angry hornets reacting to what experience tells me will be a disastrous attempt to destroy their home, by stinging the <deleted> out of anything that moves is actually really worrying. The same thing happened to a mate of mine a few years ago his dog ended up dead ! However an Aussie guy I know came round today, he's had a bit of experience with them, and swears blind WD40 renders them as good as dead on contact, so that my be a safer option or at least a back up plan, I might just buy a tin for the mrs and she can assist Somchai by "keeping him covered" as they say, Whilst I observe the carnage from safety of indoors Bit late for cutting a long story short but , where can I get these "Epi pen" things from? the local hospital? not too bothered what they cost And what did they put in those syringes ?, her sister is a medic so she might be able to sort me out with a bit just in case Has anybody else got any better Ideas? Other than packing myself of to Pattaya for a week whilst they do it

You have made 6 posts in total The three that I have just replied to including this one are absolute rubbish, this must be some sort of record, I know its April fools day but I thought the stupidity was supposed to stop at mid-day. All drugs have medicinal value, As I said before education is needed, in your case lots of it

Heroin, Cocaine , Morphine, Amphetamine, Benzodiazepines, MDMA, you need educating , do your own research

Its already "for adults only" what is so hard for you to understand about that ?

Well nobody ever overdosed on tobacco and its quite relatively rare to overdose on alcohol. There are plenty of other ways that those two substances can kill you. Just look at the packets that cigarettes come in if you need inspiration.

one of the most ridiculous statements I have ever read on this subject, no mean feat considering the rubbish that has been spewed out already

Any spell checker should have picked up on a spelling mistake like that