Bday Prang

coming soon to a restaurant near you !

Indeed there are many of life's pleasures that some people will urge you to give up , but in reality you won't live any longer it will just feel like it I too have probably lost 5 to 10 years off the end of my life, but as I fully expected to spend those years alone in a nursing home , blighted by dementia , probably incontinent , for most of the time covered in my own faeces and urine , and at the mercy of a poorly qualified sadistic carer I can't say I am that bothered. These health freaks seem to think that they won't succumb to death, boy are they in for a shock one day, and it may come around quicker than they think, it normally does

nearly as laughable as your claim that vegan farts don't smell , Do you have a "vegan" cat too ? I believe that is also currently quite fashionable. Although anybody subjecting a cat to that sort of cruelty should be locked up for a very long time, likewise those that declaw them , also popular amongst vegans as it prevents them from catching mice etc And that's a lifestyle ? Credit where its due though you have obviously done a lot of research and appear only too keen to supply links and info , is that to justify your diet to yourself or do you find that you just can't help trying to convert people, another common trait amongst the self-righteous "communities" which themselves appear to be expanding exponentially

Cholesterol is another fad coming to the end, Apparently its not so bad anymore, just like butter. I read that one of the side effects of low cholesterol is erection deficiency , No surprise then , that Pfizer who make a fortune producing drugs to lower cholesterol , also conveniently produce viagra Coincidence ? I doubt it

sounds good to me but hopefully that's not all of it yet. There is still time for more

Alcohol free beer is not beer , and should never be described as beer same goes for wine Caffeine free coffee is another abomination But the worst has to be Fat free or even reduced fat "cheese" WTF is that all about and WTF is it even made from? I'd rather not know Same goes for mayo Then there are the normal everyday mass produced foods often available as either low sugar which generally means some other carcinogenic chemical alternatve has been used, apparently they have found something 5000 times sweeter or reduced salt which I think just means more sugar. what is wrong with just consuming a normal balanced diet, like our parents did, they had no need to negotiate this man made nutritional mine field. Is it any wonder that life expectancy is no longer increasing but chronic bowel diseases including cancer are on the up?

My missis, bless her , has always been a bit of an obsessive, its worsened significantly since she discovered "you tube" which she considers to be an infallible source of info. along with TikTok and of course "the face" she actually thinks that is all the internet consists of . I think It was collagen first , then whey Protien , then Detox , she then moved on to "haemovit" when a 17 year old you tube "doctor" uploaded some rubbish that convinced her she did not have enough blood to reach her brain , and of course there are always numerous foul smelling Thai herbal" cure all" preparations simmering away Anyway now its vitamins jesus have you seen the price of some of these vitamin supplements, according to the real doctors they are not even recommended, and an excess of one can interfere with the absorbtion of others, I keep telling her she does not need it as she eats plenty of fruit and veg but to no avail. once her mind is made up there is no convincing her. Fortunately like most Thais she has a relatively short attention span it will be something else that takes over her interest in a few weeks. so ill just have to wait it out I am hoping it might be something I can enjoy too. like Weed or full english breakfasts but i doubt i will be so lucky, but as long as its not alcohol or gambling i don't worry too much

Normal people generally enjoy a balanced diet which provides all the essential nutrients required for a healthy body. That is what the human digestive system is designed to process . I have never heard of anybody intentionally eating "rotting animal flesh and bodily fluids. The omnivorous diet has served our species well for thousands of years and is essential for our well being , one would not last long if one exclusively consumed only meat or any other single source of nutrition Veganism is nothing more than a passing fad, a departure from normal , most common amongst woke lefties and angst ridden teenage girls with misguided notions about animal "rights" Of course we are perfectly entitled to eat a vegan diet, or indeed whatever we want just don't forget the multitude of vitamin and mineral supplements that doctors and dieticians recommend , and try to lose the sanctimonious holier than thou attitude that such a diet seems to cause, A life without Bacon, or eggs , or even milk , what is the point. unless one strives to look pale , unhealthy , and to have the worst smelling farts and excrement

I suppose it depends on whether one is going for a wigan style shish kebab or a donner The pies available in Thailand and Cambodia are normally excellent they are not mass produced by huge companies and tend to have a homemade quality about them. Most pies sold back in the UK these days are basically unfit for human consumption

Traditionally that would be Three pies on a knitting needle But do you know what the wigan term " Babbies Yed " ( "baby's head" in real english) refers to ? lol its a steak and kidney pudding ! I have never been able to eat one since I heard that

If I had at some time in the past previously behaved like this I probably would but as I haven't , no not at all, What about you ? it sounds like you have had real concerns several times by the tone of your post

And his bowels

Do you remember some years ago , Paul Mcartney's missis ( the one with the wooden leg) was suggesting that we farm rats for their milk for the very same reason. I can't for the life of me understand why that idea never caught on ...honest Fortunately the mad woman effectively lost her voice when he divorced her, a sad end to the relationship but not unexpected, The rot started to set in one christmas, she had asked for her own private plane for christmas, Paul generous as usual attempted to indulge her , but she was not too impressed with the "black and decker" he bought her

Presumably served at around 3pm along with a cup of earl grey ? Using only the best bone china of course. By the way those have to be the tiniest sandwiches I have ever seen , and for gods sake where is the crust? don't you want curly hair ? seriously though I won't be coming to your house for high tea unless you seriously buck your ideas up,

You are joking right ? How on earth are they allowed to use the word "cheddar" in connection to this abomination? "plant based" it may be, but it will never be cheddar or indeed cheese , Like wise the other product " meat zero " WTF ? Why is it that these vegan freaks and the unscrupulous companies that supply them with this junk nearly always feel the need try to dress it up as the food normal people eat

One rather sad member has already tried to do that on this thread,

Unless one is running a very successful market stall or selling 2nd hand cars for example, Just how often does anybody pay cash into their bank account ? I think I can count on zero hands the number of times I have done it in my entire life. After all selling something or providing a service for cash is still a relatively covert transaction, all that changes once one pays the monet into the bank, With the possibly looming new tax legislation surely keeping it in ones pocket or in a personal safe would be the "sensible" course of action

I don't understand why so many people have such an aversion to taking their passports with them when they go to the bank, Is it really such a big deal to slip it into ones pocket ? Its no bigger than ones bank book and fits easily into ones pocket. Are people worried about forgetting it ? well they could always tie a knot in their handkerchief , along side the knots that help them to remember their bankbook and their pink card Or is it all further evidence to support the theory that a lot of blokes tend to get a bit weird and cantankerous once they get to a certain age ? They start to get a bit obsessive about matters that don't particularly bother other people at all. Often working themselves up into a geriatric frenzy over nothing.

Funny actually has several different meanings funny as in amusing , and funny as in peculiar you were aware of that right? I would say its somewhat peculiar that a non arabic speaker would scream out in arabic prior to killing themselves Whatever language they speak the world would be a better place without any of them

Its hilarious when they blow themselves to pieces , just not when innocent people are injured or killed,

here we go again, I did not say bombs are funny I could have said "they all scream ally akbar before blowing themselves up , how strange. It does not mean I think bombs are strange

Yet they all scream ally akbar before they blow themselves up , even funnier,

And what are you doing ? making up your spare room to accommodate a few of them ?

no idea perhaps you could enlighten me , on second thoughts don't bother I really don't care

I only carry my passport on three occasions 1) visiting the bank which occurs once every blue moon when my ATM card expires, 2) Visiting immigration once of twice a year, and 3) when travelling . Not too onerous really in my opinion