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JeffersLos

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  1. I was a waiter during high school. Oh the amount of times I accidently shot people while waiting their table.
  2. Just get curtain rods and hang duvets off them.
  3. How much does health insurance payout in Thailand when you need it to?
  4. They were celebrating victory in the national silly leg tattoo competition.
  5. 500 baht for a ECU reading here. That gives you the fault codes, present and recorded. Of course, you will probably want them to pay the 500 baht ECU reading on your decade old car. ????
  6. So what is it, what was he pulled in to? A giant squashing machine that compresses wood chips, or a human, to a height of 1cm? Spinning blades? A mincer? In countries with HSE rules would there have been an extra person standing next to the shutdown button?
  7. He took it claiming to be the repair man.
  8. Or the gas that is expelled 15 minutes later should be, at least.
  9. You don't need any machine to make yogurt here! Especially not an airfryer. ????
  10. Or the penguin enclosure at the zoo.
  11. Stand back folks, a professor of religious studies is here.
  12. Pickup your anti-stab vests at the exit door.
  13. May they enjoy their 70 virgin, men.
  14. At least he didn't make her squat on his shuttlecock.
  15. Not only do they share the one girl. They share the one condom.
  16. An influencer is generally a tw@tt that expects free goods and services, or to be paid to use them, as they have a large following on social media and they would influence their followers to use the same goods or services. They basically want free entry and free drinks and restaurant food, free high end clothes etc etc because lots of people that like them will follow suit. They also make a lot of money from the large number of views their videos etc get.
  17. Should have just put the complaining Thais into the overhead compartments. And the influencer, for being an influencer.
  18. I suppose all the Lambos have been sent back to Liberia.
  19. How long was he there, 14 hours? He won't be going back, that's for sure. The next stop is to his house.
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