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    Shan, Shan Tai, Southeast Asian people who live primarily in eastern and northwestern Myanmar (Burma) and also in Yunnan province, China.
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    I've had quite a few Thai cashiers look at me blankly with rabbit-in-headlight eyes when I've repeatedly told them what I want in Thai, only for their colleague to shout at them exactly what I said after the second or third time. But with the 6th Thai tone. The you're a complete tool tone.
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    My room.
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    Fingerprint the school director.
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    That's a woman??? I've been wrong all this time, there are more than 2 genders.
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    Never. I've ordered eight spicy ducks perfectly since the day I stepped off the plane here.
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    You cannot compute why a gas pump reading in a country famous for not resetting the pumps would show a 9 liter reading for a scooter with a capacity of 5 liters?? ???? Wow. Just wow.
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    Maybe the English speaking gas attendant can help out poor Highlandman with basic reading and comprehension. ????
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    It's a joke. Around tourist areas they are known to balance the pump handle in such a way it doesn't reset to zero on the pumps used for scooters. Tourist comes in on a rented scooter, either tells them to fill it up or get 100 baht of gas, it starts at say 50thb instead of 0 baht, and the attendant then gets to skim the 50 baht. Have you just arrived in Thailand or what?
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    Ladies and gentlemen we have found the man that arrived yesterday and learned all about Thailand while propping up Dave's Bar last night.
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    None of them ever understand my English no matter how slowly and clearly say 'The scooter's tank is only 5 liters it's impossible that you put 9 liters into it'.
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    The lovely peaceful, calm, respectful, moral culture of the welcoming Buddhist locals.
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    Hopefully not suspended from a crane.
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    What is really right here?
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    Have the school already talked to the perp and offered to reserve a position on the teaching roster for when she's 18?
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    Yes, this is my experience also. Females in Thai society suck.
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    I'm not usually one for corporal punishment, but ..... a bullet behind the ear wouldn't seem inappropriate.
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    They have gone from centuries of buffalo and cart to modern vehicles in 1 to 2 generations. Maybe restrict all Thai drivers to vehicles that cannot go faster than 20 miles an hour for two decades. Then 30 miles an hour for two decades, etc.
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    What drug charge? Importing a commercial quantity of smack, or got caught with a few pounds of weed?
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    He's already been reincarnated as a u-turn.
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    You're odd.
  22. JeffersLos
    1. Sell your house. 2. Sell a kidney. 3. Sell your other kidney. It's going to the moon!
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    And I bet not one girl to be seen. They come to Thailand to hang out with their Kuwaiti lads and ride lawnmower powered scooters around together. Bunch of weirdos.
  24. JeffersLos
    I see they went to the first mechanic I went to in Thailand.
  25. JeffersLos
    Just what question do you think the OP asked?

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