Chris Daley

Three months - screen cracked 6 months - your model is no longer supported 8 months - all banking apps refuse to work on your 'latest phone'

My view is of an industrial estate.

I hate it. Nasty little Taxi drivers that have no map, no gps and no clue where to go. Low quality food. Restaurants smell of urine and are filthy. Rivers of feces.

I have to say she really nailed 'go to a market and stare at food' and her 'looking miserable.' was amazing work. Now how about that school bus that exploded and killed an entire year group? Anything to say about using 11 highly explosive gas cylinders in a school bus and 4 locked doors?

They have to get a written letter from the boss allowing them to take a vacation. A trip around the carpark is about as good as gets for boring Japanese people.

So many yoga <deleted> in one place so few tsunamis.

"I feel awkward in towns where no one talks English." - Nigel Farage Works both ways. Please learn to read, write and speak Thai.

But when we are eating it's okay right? I mean as soon as the mask comes off and the fork goes up no virus contaminating the food or air? So why don't we just ditch the masks and carry a lunchbox around our necks?

Was there ever a replacement for it? Maybe a tall guy, short guy and some custard pies. Must be hard to emulate. But compared to the truly atrocious mess that is Thai media this show was a shining gem amongst the steaming turds. How about you? What Thai tv shows do you watch?

We don't need protection. This is not America.

The land of frowns. Look at those miserable faces.

He probably just went in for a routine dental appointment. Laos is a <deleted>hole country.

Another the way to tamper with budgets and filter money into corruption.

Britain has nothing now. Even the pedos are being outsourced to abroad.

Went to get proof of address. The cop took the money and said come back in a week. Came back she asked me to pay again. Showed her the receipt and she said pay again. Got a years work permit. Went back to the same office with the same cops and they said their own stamps were wrong. Pay the fine 20,000 baht or leave the country and come back. You're damn right tourists need protection.

You are officially an ATM.

Where does he keep his passport? Must have it on you at all times. Rolled up I guess.

You put my coffee in a bag I start smashing.

The three best places to divert funds. A school because it's like taking candy from a baby, the elderly because they are dying and an airport because it's illegal to look around.

I think 'coughed up phlegm' is a Chinese dish.

After some shouting, I saw the woman spraying their pet dog in the face with a high powered pressure wash. The man then came out and started beating it with a stick. They own 5 dogs that are left out all day in the 40 degrees sun. At another house the road used to flood when it rained. The neighbor left their dog out in the flood for 3 days. It was locked out and wading up and down the road trying not to drown. Years of abuse. It died later that year. How about you? Do witness animal abuse on a daily basis in your town?

Very happy place.

God's chosen people. The Holocaust. Unicorns. That bible is a right laugh.

It has been hot lately. I often pop down to Lotus in the nude.

Just realized most people on here have never done a day's work in their lives. The concept of a vacation is lost.