Chris Daley

A little red box of slime and rice from Seven Eleven was 24 baht when I first came here. 48 baht now. Still the same slime and rice.

This war will continue. God willing.

50 percent of the academic year is military training, brainwashing and patriotic events. Out of a 20 week semester you will be lucky to get 14 classes.

How many of those 14 were police officers?

I was at the temple today with my mate Pun and there was a bunch of foreigners sitting in the shade while the Thai family did the prayers and made a merit. Pun went on to say that This is a Buddhist country and why should they try and convert us to their Christian ways? Longer wait times at hospitals, increased crime rate. And I feel nervous when they speak English. This is Thailand. Speak Thai. Anyone else fed up with all these foreigners coming in?

Because they have small penises.

All these expats over here claiming health insurance, longer wait times and increasing the crime rate. They should pay more. Stop the planes.

Becareful of those sliding doors.

I prefer to be ignored and have to ask than be surrounded by men trying to sell me something. In Egypt a man will litterly come and stand beside you the entire time. Just to make sure you aren't nicking. And in India they crowd around you and shout in your face. Thailand is great. They have zero business sense. Just sit in a urine soaked hut, no shop name, and ignore everyone.

Don't worry soon the thought police will tell you exactly what to think and when to think it. And then no more nasty things that you disagree with.

Will be broken in a few hours.

Little bag of 12 cold stale french fries for 60 baht. Yummy. Half filled cup of coffee for 120 baht to wash it down with.

Hi can I get a Americano to go please? Mai dai. Okay. Can I get a cappuccino, no milk or sugar? Dai ka.

All these foreigners coming over to Thailand. And I have to pay my taxes to support them and supply them with healthcare. Stop the planes.

Council Estate John: immigrants take my benefits. Moo Baan John: stop the dual pricing.

Angry Thai man: YOU... yes. And green press no red press dai NO... okay next. That's the system I got.

You were always considered to be low quality tourism. It's not new.

They are trust fund babies wasting their parents' money. The odd cafe here a new Mercedes there. Go to a slum and charge 120 Baht for a coffee and 290 Baht for a slice of "cake".

I've been getting receipts. Maybe just your store.

Clearly putting a great strain on the networks. Send those foreigners home.

Quick trip to the temple, a few sticks of muu ping and then off to the casino.

Stop stealing those Thai medical services Mr 70. Back to England for you.

But immigrants pay higher taxes and work harder.

Amazin new digitan system: Sorry can not your house is in Nonthaburi not Bangkok.

Facist: Angry little British person that calls everyone a nonce and says people stole his job even though he got fired from one and quit the last three.