Chris Daley

All these foreigners coming over to Thailand. And I have to pay my taxes to support them and supply them with healthcare. Stop the planes.

Council Estate John: immigrants take my benefits. Moo Baan John: stop the dual pricing.

Angry Thai man: YOU... yes. And green press no red press dai NO... okay next. That's the system I got.

You were always considered to be low quality tourism. It's not new.

They are trust fund babies wasting their parents' money. The odd cafe here a new Mercedes there. Go to a slum and charge 120 Baht for a coffee and 290 Baht for a slice of "cake".

I've been getting receipts. Maybe just your store.

Clearly putting a great strain on the networks. Send those foreigners home.

Quick trip to the temple, a few sticks of muu ping and then off to the casino.

Stop stealing those Thai medical services Mr 70. Back to England for you.

But immigrants pay higher taxes and work harder.

Amazin new digitan system: Sorry can not your house is in Nonthaburi not Bangkok.

Facist: Angry little British person that calls everyone a nonce and says people stole his job even though he got fired from one and quit the last three.

So you walk into a shop and there are younger staff or interns that speak perfect English but some old guy does the entire process. Does this bother you? I had to go through an entire eye check up at the opticians with some old crow. She had zero English and at one point she just said "nevermind" in Thai. Afterwards the assistant spoke to me in perfect English. How about you? Do you think we should fire the fossils and pay the young people with 2 degrees, 5 languages and masters more?

Amazing new digital system: Man shouts at a line of foreigners in Thai. Push a pedal. Pay the fine.

They are all highschool dropouts and are put up for conscription by default. It won't work with intelligent people.

Working illegally. So how does that work exactly? The school accidentally interviews you and the school accidentally doesn't look at your passport or your visas and the immigration offices accidentally take bribes and stamp the documents?

And yet still all those mysterious guns keep coming in.

This is not a Thai thing. Romance is dead in all cultures now. You are just an ATM. Why is not culturally unacceptable to pay her bills for her?

Diana, Epstein and Virginia all died mysteriously. Odd that.

Probably the clutch.

Not freak accident. Just don't walk around in lightening storms.

I bought a singing cactus toy and two days later it was broken. Made in China.

I make it a point now to speak to anyone under 30 in English. The little kids love it. The teenagers just reply in perfect English. The older ones feel proud. Old people I speak Thai to them. But usually just avoid them as they are racist and lazy.

Chinese have a deep hatred towards the rest of the world. They don't want your visa. Their parents just forced them to go to Thailand.

Those students are fast cash. Get them in. Cram them into shared low quality dorms. Add on the extra payments like buying books for a course you have just paid for. Cram them into 1950s classrooms and make them do Kahoot quizzes. That's a sweet system that prints money.