Chris Daley

Are you sure about the Chinese and Japanese. Just saying.

I just have kick the water pipe off the side of the toilet twice as hard. Fine by me.

What's the name of this bar? I'm thirsty.

For me it was when I came home from work. The boss told me that I will be getting a 6 month contract extension this time and not a full year. The irony is everyone in the office got the same thing and I am still working at the same school after 3 years. But my girlfriend went mental. She started screaming ''If you don't keep this job, we are finished!! We will separate! What's wrong with you? Why don't we just have Thai teachers in Thailand!'' The only person I had opened up to in my life and she is a money hungry tyrant. She realized that she had gone too far and started to act nice again. I didn't say a word. Just ''okay.'' Those words will ring in my ears until the day I die. I obsess over them. I ruminate on that moment. I repeat the words over and over. I think of her as ''the enemy'' now. I made AI image of a plaque with the words on it. Inside the ninth circle, Betrayal is the lowest part of hell. When you are betrayed you have to rebuild yourself. I was a fool. I had to restructure my entire life and view of her from now on. I will never trust another human for as long as I live. I still work at the school. I still get the salary. I still pay the bills. It's just something that the boss says. She even said in a meeting ''So we will be replacing most of you with agency staff... not sure if we can save you all.'' This is just how they speak to you at a Thai school. But that little moment made the mask slip and reveal her as being full of snakes. How about you? When did you realize you had made a mistake in getting married? Or are you one of the lucky ones?

They can smell a loser from a mile away. That's why most posters on here get problems. They look at the beer belly, they look at the open sandals and they move in. For me I dress like an adult. I am always going somewhere and I walk right past them. They don't even get off the stool. They can spot a loser with a drink problem and a busy man that has no time for women.

Hope the dogs were okay.

YOU! House or condo?... Umm okay put your finger on the pad and lets get your prints. Umm... 5 photos! Okay good to go. That's my experience of a CRB check in Thailand. 4 separate buildings and it took 8 hours.

More shock stories to make the 99 percent feel ashamed to be alive. 'Look at what you people are.. now we have to increase police surveillance.'

Glad to see those Thai CRB checks are working well. They let him get away with it for 2 years.

House or Condo? It's been 8 years you still don't know? Wow what a useless bunch of pricks. Let me get this right so there's a lemming that is on a payroll just to ask ''house or condo''? That is her entire job? How about you put room number on the form and fire her? Or replace 80 percent of the building with AI? Many options.

She 7 years old? I would wait a bit to see how things turn out.

Can't stand those unwashed hordes. Kids running around kicking the sliding doors off the frame. Pouring entire bags of fish food into the fish tank. Dragging a laptop around by the power cable. Screaming until 3 in the morning. Throwing litter on the floor and entire plates of food across my lawn. Smoking and drinking. Very Buddhist of you. How about you? How do you cope with the Thai family visiting?

Chicken and chips with a salad and a fried egg - LOL UK has no food WTF is THAT! Pollo y papas fritas con una ensalada y un huevo frito. - Went to a nice restaurant the other day.

Just a casual 6 hours. That's ****** on the seat 3 times, leaning on a tissue dispenser and 2 scratched out QR codes. A lot of work! And the final hour? This where it got interesting. I have noticed this on two seperate occasions. So its 17:00 and there's still 290 people in front of me. But all of a sudden they start processing 20 at a time. Just like that the queue numbers start flying. But what about national security??? What happened? So you can move fast when you want to. 8:30 to 17:00 - 1 person every 10 minutes 17:00 to 18:00 - 20 people every 10 minutes How about you? Do you physically go to the immigration, do it onlne, or use an agent?

You mean 'walking around and staring at food' wasn't a good response? But we always use that response. How else can we pre record them? We made 10 responses in one day one time. Makes it look like we are still in the country.

Temple with toilets and temple without toilets. That is the only useful feature that they have.

Those Thai teachers are up to their tricks again. Just a giant boys club.

Imagine not being able to afford a free education system. Or was it that the mom was off her face at 3am and didn't take her kid to school?

It's because they want to be novel homeless and not just homeless.

I just got some great news from the Thai family. My niece is having a baby. The boyfriend doesn't want to be in the picture. But I guess they are still both young. And this kind of thing happens often in Thailand. We are all so happy as any Buddhist should be. I will help them out. She will take the GED. She is already attending the classes at one of those mall schools. Her English is getting really good now. A few practice tests and then it is down to the testing centre. After she gets her highschool diploma she will start university and I will pay for it in full. Because the effects of education transcend generations. Always do the right thing no matter how badly you have been treated. How about you? Are you still the free happy go lucky stud in Thailand or are you surrounded by kids toys and family?

I'm just glad I won't be getting shot at school or contracting AIDS.

Flash the cash and wheel her out.

Why do I never meet women like that? She sounds like marriage material.

I wrote "me it smaller". Classic example.

I am typing on a phone and often hit two letters at once or some other typo. Now there is sign below the post: EDITED YESTERDAY AT 3 PM REASON NOT GIVEN. It looks so ugly. Please me it smaller font or a lighter a color. It also implies that the poster was lying or changing their view. But these are mostly typos.