Chris Daley

Most universities have an international program taught in English.

I want to know which universities are the easiest to get into for foreigners. For example I have tried the big five ''top universities'' their websites don't work and they never reply to emails. I tried Assumption University and they replied ''Write a letter to me saying we own all your information and sign it.'' ''Send the application fee first before we can proceed further. No refund.'' As you can see there are much bigger problems in Thailand then choosing a field and applying. They simply do read the applications from foreigners. I just want a university that is easy to enter for foreigners. If I had to choose a field it would be: MA Education Teaching English as a Foreign Language English as an International Language Linguistics English Literature Creative Writing Anything focused on English.

What university did you go to? I would like to do a masters. I do not mind lower ranked universities.

Yes they hire Thai English teachers in every school. Their only job is to fiddle the grades. You give your student a 5? The Thai co teacher will give them a 25.

It's the battery you should be worried about. If that cuts out you have no brakes and the steering wheel locks up solid. Sleep tight.

It will have parts missing and no plug.

That's a strange place to be making sandwiches.

What a nice mother. Taking her daughter to get her face rebuilt as a gift.

The KFC bland chicken and soggy fries. Maybe next time the ghost can order Texas Chicken.

800 baht for a condensed milk pizza? Yes please.

But Musk isn't allowed past Trump's wall. No immigrants.

We need more immigrants. They pay their way unlike these expats. Why should immigrant's taxes pay for your aircon?

Best teacher movie I have seen:

Got raped. Came back the next day for more.

Migrants pay higher taxes. Time to get something back for your money.

I love how everyone is describing Earth.

My friend Nick Gurr had his Rolex stolen. Not safe.

I did buy a sandwich from Subway one time. But usually she makes the sandwiches. Sponge cake bread with condensed milk and cabbage "lettuce" yes please.

It's missing unemployment.

But many Thai men only have 3 things to do in a day: Drink beer, lay horizontal, beat the wife and kids.

He didn't do anything wrong. Being silly isn't a crime.

Good old Thaivisa weather forecast. Dry as a bone here.

Where's the wall Trump? When I got to work I do what I say I will do.

And behind you there will be a little angry Thai man in his best pair of shorts. Come on some of us glue to sniff and children to ignore.

It's the only option. Thai people can't do coffee.