Chris Daley

Probably chewed with his mouth open. Hate it when people do that.

Man fixed cold weather in Thailand. Not a trace of it. Man makes water wet. Man eliminates monster under bed! Amazing what you can do when the problem never existed to begin with.

8 years and counting not once. I sent a simple youtube clip to her and felt like I needed to get a chalk board out to explain it.

Yes I use it everyday. It is better than humans.

They burn the dead in Thailand and then do the autopsy and crime scene investigation after. Best way.

It's okay they will plant banana trees and papaya trees next to the foundations and under the telephone lines.

I have discovered that I am an ATM.

Leave it to the yanks.

Let's see the prime minister's reaction. Eating candy at a market or entering building and smiling.

They don't want the visa they want to study. From what I have seen Chinese students spend 80 percent of their time in the classroom or crammed into a shared dorm and the rest sightseeing around the local area. Most of them want to go home.

The devil punishes the bad and leaves the good alone. God gives children cancer.

I have worked in English schools since they day I arrived. I never need to speak Thai to anyone.

That's a dramtic decrease in the amount of children being groomed.

You forgot choosing the right way to pay the fine: Maybe 30,000 now or leave the country and come back. Forgot: sitting with your daughter for 8 hours at immigration only to get scammed. And: having your passport and documents thown back at you accross a desk and sitting down, being asked to stand again, then told to sit. Bonus: being told to pick the paper up again, grasp it with two hands, and then pass it again. level 2: police checks, urine samples, xrays and blood tests for a work permit.

Yeah, Americans are grotesque.

Wash away the bad things. Keep praying.

Kick to the groin. Then a right hook to the jaw. Maybe work on the knees a bit.

I once changed my shirt in the car because we just got it from the market. I looked out of the window and there were 4 people photographing me from the footbridge. You can't do anything here without a karen photographing you.

We have the best restaurant in town! No English and smells of urine. Dirty tables and it's next to a river of human feces.

Teaching by example is better. If he conducts himself as a polite and stoic person he will be remembered as a good person. If he makes racist posts and attacks children he will be remembered as a scumbag and give a bad name to all of us.

Because in Florida their kindergardens have mass shooter drills.

The Thai buffet. Can't get enough of that boiled cabbage in water. Smash a raw egg in there while you're at.

8 years in the land of frowns.

That should double your tourist numbers.

How is it illegal? I pay them for a service, and they provide it.