Chris Daley

So you walk into a shop and there are younger staff or interns that speak perfect English but some old guy does the entire process. Does this bother you? I had to go through an entire eye check up at the opticians with some old crow. She had zero English and at one point she just said "nevermind" in Thai. Afterwards the assistant spoke to me in perfect English. How about you? Do you think we should fire the fossils and pay the young people with 2 degrees, 5 languages and masters more?

Amazing new digital system: Man shouts at a line of foreigners in Thai. Push a pedal. Pay the fine.

They are all highschool dropouts and are put up for conscription by default. It won't work with intelligent people.

Working illegally. So how does that work exactly? The school accidentally interviews you and the school accidentally doesn't look at your passport or your visas and the immigration offices accidentally take bribes and stamp the documents?

And yet still all those mysterious guns keep coming in.

This is not a Thai thing. Romance is dead in all cultures now. You are just an ATM. Why is not culturally unacceptable to pay her bills for her?

Diana, Epstein and Virginia all died mysteriously. Odd that.

Probably the clutch.

Not freak accident. Just don't walk around in lightening storms.

I bought a singing cactus toy and two days later it was broken. Made in China.

I make it a point now to speak to anyone under 30 in English. The little kids love it. The teenagers just reply in perfect English. The older ones feel proud. Old people I speak Thai to them. But usually just avoid them as they are racist and lazy.

Chinese have a deep hatred towards the rest of the world. They don't want your visa. Their parents just forced them to go to Thailand.

Those students are fast cash. Get them in. Cram them into shared low quality dorms. Add on the extra payments like buying books for a course you have just paid for. Cram them into 1950s classrooms and make them do Kahoot quizzes. That's a sweet system that prints money.

Probably chewed with his mouth open. Hate it when people do that.

Man fixed cold weather in Thailand. Not a trace of it. Man makes water wet. Man eliminates monster under bed! Amazing what you can do when the problem never existed to begin with.

8 years and counting not once. I sent a simple youtube clip to her and felt like I needed to get a chalk board out to explain it.

Yes I use it everyday. It is better than humans.

They burn the dead in Thailand and then do the autopsy and crime scene investigation after. Best way.

It's okay they will plant banana trees and papaya trees next to the foundations and under the telephone lines.

I have discovered that I am an ATM.

Leave it to the yanks.

Let's see the prime minister's reaction. Eating candy at a market or entering building and smiling.

They don't want the visa they want to study. From what I have seen Chinese students spend 80 percent of their time in the classroom or crammed into a shared dorm and the rest sightseeing around the local area. Most of them want to go home.

The devil punishes the bad and leaves the good alone. God gives children cancer.

I have worked in English schools since they day I arrived. I never need to speak Thai to anyone.