Chris Daley

Still not sure about this God thing. Why does God steal candy from babies? My girlfriend was making some ice cream for her family's little girls. The blender was broken. Not sure why God broke it but okay we went out and bought a new one. After a hard days work we went to Tesco and bought a blender for 900 baht. I boasted about how it was a British brand so it must be good. When we got home the spoon was missing from the box and the speed settings are fake. It shows 4 speed settings but it just jumps from off to on. Some freak actually painted on lines that look like speed settings. Well that's the first time I have seen a blender without basic 3 speeds on it. So the blade and design is very shallow. It just spins at the bottom and the mix doesn't mix. Hope you're happy god.

So you lived in a waterfall? Okay. Well I saw trash everywhere. Very few places open during the day and the entire city closes at 2pm. The most vile immigration staff you could imagine even worse than Thailand. You can't even find a coffee anywere. They can't speak English and the staff just stare at you in silence. The mall is covered in feces and 90 percent of the shops where closed. The airport closes at night. There are no street lights or bridges to cross the roads and school kids are forced to run across high speed motorways. People park on the sidewalks which forces you into oncoming traffic. They don't have taxis at all in any form. The city is totally dead at night and it is over run with packs of dogs. The country is communist. They don't have TV stations of their own only fuzzy ones coming from Thailand. Alcohol and bargirls are completely banned by law. And the maid threw water over me in the toilets. Disgusting country.

The Laos side is showing some delays:

Twenty years older than me. I want to take 100% of everything they own.

Don't have chats that you want to hide.

Texas Chicken is better.

International school wow hiso maak. Teacher very white and very handsome. We learn GCSE system. Very out of date and irrelevant.

Go to chang wattana and change it. Otherwise you will have to pay huge fines.

But did he do his 90 days?

Go to shange watnnana asap.

Thai women can read?

Sunbathing in empty parks and eating vegetables. Good to see the police are working hard.

Suicide is forbidden in Buddhism. And nirvana is only achieved by escaping the loop of reincarnation. You need to brush up on your bull<deleted> mate.

David is a nice Christian name.

Can you sniff the glue and turn the big wheel thing? If yes you are a fully qualified Thai van driver.

Who the hell wants to go to Laos out of choice?

Gotta ask them questions ''where are you flying to today.... where is your onward travel tickets..... what is the name of your hotel..... do you have thai girlfriend'' Someone has to ask the tough questions delay or no delay.

You can do the 90 day report on a hospital gurney. It has wheels on it. No excuse.

Good man. Good luck on your escape. Stay away from busy areas.

Order Thai ice cream and it's 50 percent diced vegetables. Time to start stabbing.

Thai doctors trying their best. Always a laugh.

Order fish and chip and half the plate is raw carrots. Time to start causing explosions.

Genesis 19:30-38 (NIV): "30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, 'Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.' 33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. 34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, 'Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.' 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. 36 So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father. 37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab; he is the father of the Moabites of today. 38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi; he is the father of the Ammonites of today." One of my favorite parts of the bible. That and killing innocent kittens in the global flood. A great read.

Put the phone on the talking clock, lock the door and go on a long vacation.

The boyfriend probably ate cereal without putting milk on it. Put him out of his misery.