Chris Daley

Those perfectly straight flat roads. Can be a challenge. Do I drive straight or or ram the central reservation.

No because I'm not a 13 year old girl.

I can't anyone yelling. Perfectly serene in my village. Birds singing and streets lined with flowers. You need to move to a new neighborhood.

My friend Nick Gurr told me about this. He said 'wagwon let me tell you somting. ave a man he run the phone n ting vex me up real good. i say him you do dat again me come up back n put slap n she face'. It is best to avoid unknown messages.

The bums on here don't need to relax anymore. Daily massages, surrounded by models and now a ''retreat'' what ever that is. How much more relaxation do you need.

Many people without masks now. Mostly farangs. Put one or two masks on and keep 2 meters away from other people. Do the temperature check when entering a shop. Do not travel unless it is necessary.

Dear Ruangpanyawut. Please stop putting plug sockets next to the shower in the bathrooms.

He doesn't even like watermelon.

Just the average walk to seven eleven.

To me, to you.

The aseannow weather forecast. Slightly cooler, so that means it will be roasting hot.

6,000 baht a night? I used to pay 5000 per month. They saw you coming.

mon 5am tues 5am wednesday 4am thursday 4am friday 5am sat 8am sun 8am Yeah that's right. Schools now have a period zero to reduce traffic congestion. A grueling job with <deleted> pay.

Don't drop the soap.

Yeah the blue banks are atrocious. As soon as I opened the door a fat cop shouted ''YOU!'' and then stared at me. He then spoke some strange ancient language that wasn't English. The woman behind the counter wouldn't accept a British passport, work permit and a stack of money. She needed ''a letter from the school'' yeah we call that a work permit dumbass.

It's pizza I could find swab of covid in it and I would eat it down.

Why would I want a Walmart Tesla? That's like banging your aunty when could have your cousin.

One of the worst thing about religious people is that they still get upset when their grandmother or when the cat dies. So let me get this right you think that dead people go to a place called heaven but you are upset about it? You disagree with God's decision right? This straight up means you don't believe in your god. They have every fairytale, lucky charm and emotional prop going for them and they cry like a baby. If the premise of a heaven really was true none of us would be anxious, scared or cry. We would all celebrate life. But it's not true and the only heaven we have is on Earth as a tiny slither of light amongst infinite darkness.

Those ones that charge 240 baht for a tiny coffee and 400 baht for a fake cream cake. Those are super wacky.

I went to the market and found a nasty looking hole in the wall. There was a grown man sitting there in his pajamas and a woman playing her phone. They were not busy. My girlfriend said what she wanted and the woman waved her hand in the air and continued using the phone. My girlfriend added ''make it spicy'' and we went to sit and wait. I would usually walk away at that point as I have done in the past many times. If you can't even be bothered to take the order I will go next door. But my girlfriend has the patience of a saint. We had it to take away and collected the box. It was 57 baht for krapao muu kai dao. Tastes watery and has gristle in it. Have you ever had a time when the price was shockingly high for something?

It's smooth now for me. Back to a normal speed. If the text is too small just zoom in on the browser options.

Where's Jools Holland in that photo?

A long monkey doll and a toblerone. Hold me back it's time to go to the duty free area.

Finally one of them managed it. We have had 'take one necklace and run away screaming towards the security' 'take a handful and get locked in the store' 'put a bag with a brick in it to hold the door open / got stuck in traffic during the escape. Such a piss easy job to pull off.

They have made a monopoly out of English. There is the international program, the special program, the mini-English program, the bible basher schools, and the standard program. They all have a different price tag for the parents. They should start at international and work up from there. But they don't they purposefully withhold and take books out of children's hands. Over half of the country is simple outpriced out of the English lesson market.