Chris Daley

She looks like a corpse.

Well I'm a normal human so I drank a hot coffee as quick as I can and eat some revolting Thai donuts for my breakfast. It was raining and I didn't want to walk far so I had mama for lunch. And another <deleted> weird 'sponge donut' this time.

They will still mow you down.

So he gets no punishment at all, but I get an 11,000 baht visa fine from some bent cops?

Have you ever been completely lost in translation while talking to a Thai person, either due to language barriers or cultural differences? I used to go to restaurant often and there was always a child that would take the order and bring the plates. She even took the bill at the end. She must have been about 8 years old. Once day the little girl was not there so I said the twenty year old ''where is the little girl'' she had no idea what I meant. So I said ''she is so cute''. She just said thank you. So now I am the stalker that likes the twenty year old and thinks she is cute. Or she thinks the shop had a ghost girl in it. Have you ever had a misunderstanding that you wish could just time travel and have the conversation again?

Not a day goes by without an electrical problem in my house. Absolute <deleted> show.

When you left gangs didn't have knives? When did you leave the Lower Paleolithic era?

They can't even tell each other apart if you ask them. They all look the same.

All that magical monk power and you get defeated by a teenager using AI.

The only one time they had a decent reason to break traffic rules and they just sit their look at the angry naked man.

Here is a summary: Me: If I jump in an elevator fall will I get less injured? AI: No, jumping in a falling elevator will not make you less injured. In fact, it could make you more injured. Me: If I jumped exactly when the elevator hit the floor and landed after it had stops, would I be less injured? AI: No, jumping exactly when the elevator hit the floor and landing after it had stopped would not make you less injured. In fact, it could make you more injured. Me: No because I use muscles in the jump to counter gravity. AI: While it's true that your muscles can momentarily oppose the force of gravity while you're jumping, this effect would be too small to significantly reduce your velocity and impact force. Me: Why would I be injured if I jumped exactly when the elevator hit the floor and landed after it had stopped? AI: Conservation of Momentum: The momentum of an object is equal to its mass multiplied by its velocity. Me: If I had a jet pack and an AI that could adjust my hover speed depending on the elevator fall, would I get injured? AI: Theoretically, using a jetpack and an AI to adjust your hover speed while an elevator is falling could prevent you from getting injured. Me: So why isn't my jump the same as a jet pack? Muscles are a force just like a jet pack. AI: While muscles are indeed capable of generating force, the amount of force they can produce is significantly limited compared to a jetpack. Me: If the elevator was falling really slowly from floor 1 to ground and I jumped just before the elevator hit the ground and landed after it had hit, would I still get injured? AI: The severity of your injuries in this scenario would depend on the exact speed of the elevator at the moment of impact. Me: The elevator is move 0.5 mph. AI: 0.5 mph is a very slow speed, and it is unlikely that you would be injured if you jumped in an elevator that was falling at that speed. How about you? Do you get tired of Thai women mashing the close button when they see the foreigner waiting?

Met my gf online. Been together 7 years.

And why is the clitoris on the outside of the vagina? That is just ridiculous.

But he's just a joker. So is he telling the truth or crying wolf? Probably just joking what a guy.

I think I recognize her.

They did ''flee from Myanmar'' they are casually found though agencies and were given jobs. Thailand doesn't care one bit about refugees.

Another of foreign businessman found dead.

So she could just marry a bread bin and be happy? Who needs intimacy. She should just delete the dating app and browse Home Pro.

3 photos and pay the fine.

Allah claims he split the moon in half and God says he can part the oceans. Who would have thought their wars would be so boring.

Thai people using their children as a human shield again. There is no where to park - my child is late for school I feel sad - I can't feed my child help me It's raining - I left my child locked outside We got robbed - Get the child in the news clip Give me money - Picture of the child happy with new toys The queue is long - My baby is dying in the heat please hurry up The neighbors smoke - They made my child go to hospital Teachers skin is dirty, ask to change to be the white teacher - My child doesn't like the teacher.

Nice Buddhist country.

You can get the tourist extensions for 6 months. The the cop will tell you to get an ED visa.

All cars should be a AI. It impossible for an AI to drink, take drugs or be a retard.

There is no ''crisis'' poverty has been solved. If you still see it someone is causing it on purpose.