It's not possible. I did everything by the book. I have a degree in English, a tesol, and I hold the most powerful passport in the world. I have no criminal record in either England or Thailand. My girlfriend is an expert on visas as it is her job to do the visas for multiple companies. She also stays in close contact with one immigration officer. I work at one of the best schools in Thailand. They prepare my documents for me. -- I go to the Nonthaburi office and I got an 11,000 baht visa fine because a bent cop put the stamps wrong at the same office as the one fining me.
There are no rules to learn.