Chris Daley

They won't get me. I pack it all in one backpack.

I saw one guy doing a visa run and they forced him to book a hotel on his phone. He stood at the side of the queue and did it. So you need a return ticket and hotel booking. No exceptions if you want to pass smoothly.

Sounds good to me.

Look for the person with the biggest boner you can find.

The slime at the airports follow me around. One woman had a casual t-shirt pulled over her work uniform. She started talking to me so I knew something was wrong. She then casually said 'this is a random security check'. I showed the British passport and she almost did a backflip. She said sorry have a nice day sir. Same thing happened another time but it was a man. He just came up and asked me to see the passport and where I am going that day. He saw the British passport and ran away saying sorry. I wonder how many real criminals got past during that time.

37,000 baht for glasses??? You have been done.

All of those scans, checks, document checks, background checks, finger print checks, luggage checks, body checks, cctv, plain clothed officers, rectal exams, and they didn't spot him.

It's okay they have wheel chair ramps at cheang wattana. Get that 90 days done.

He did his job. Wow amazing. Imagine that.

It's amazing that there are people on here who dislike a water fight. It must be a sad day when a water pistol offends you. Do you also hate spikey hair and yo-yos? How many footballs have you popped this week?

https://deepai.org/chat You write words and they're turned into art. This thing blows my mind. If you run out of credits just delete the account and then start a new one and the credits are there again. Just ''log in with gmail'' again and it's all good. This single website has kept me amused for months now. 'a man wearing a suit of mirrors in a house of mirrors' 'bruce lee mixed with mike tyson' 'austin martin mixed with lamborghini' 'thai girl mixed with vietnamese girl' 'bedroom designed by nasa' and so on.

You're damn right it's zero baht. I can't log into their website.

Imagine being so bad at fighting you get slapped by a girl. What's next? Hair pulling. Stamping your feet.

They were probably just going to see some statue and a temple. The bus exploding is far more exciting.

Those perfectly straight flat roads. Can be a challenge. Do I drive straight or or ram the central reservation.

No because I'm not a 13 year old girl.

I can't anyone yelling. Perfectly serene in my village. Birds singing and streets lined with flowers. You need to move to a new neighborhood.

My friend Nick Gurr told me about this. He said 'wagwon let me tell you somting. ave a man he run the phone n ting vex me up real good. i say him you do dat again me come up back n put slap n she face'. It is best to avoid unknown messages.

The bums on here don't need to relax anymore. Daily massages, surrounded by models and now a ''retreat'' what ever that is. How much more relaxation do you need.

Many people without masks now. Mostly farangs. Put one or two masks on and keep 2 meters away from other people. Do the temperature check when entering a shop. Do not travel unless it is necessary.

Dear Ruangpanyawut. Please stop putting plug sockets next to the shower in the bathrooms.

He doesn't even like watermelon.

Just the average walk to seven eleven.

To me, to you.

The aseannow weather forecast. Slightly cooler, so that means it will be roasting hot.