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I'm sorry. Some kids are <deleted> and need a bit of a touch up. I know - I have a rotten step-son that would have benefitted from this. It might have stopped his first or second trip to the big house....

You have no idea what ‘features’ I have in my house. thanks for your input…. agrivation? Lol

btw. I deserve some sort of award for reading through 8 pages of this nonsense! maybe I need to get (another) life?

paid hitman. no - veterinarian

So why is it that we only think of humans, ie Homo sapiens, going to heaven or hell, or perhaps being reincarnated. Is it only Homo sapiens that has a 'soul' or 'energy'? Why?? Religion is a tool to control the masses, or a crutch to allow people think that their next life is going to be better than the sh%tty one they have now. So many religions?? Which one do you chose to be sure you have the right one?? In my working life I killed thousands of my patients. They are all still dead now. As we used to say - if the drug or the black bag doesn't get them, the freezer and then the fire or land fill always will.

Thank you for solving the riddles! You rock! (& no - I am not being sarcastic)

I just completed this quiz. My Score 33/100 My Time 165 seconds  

Having built 2 houses here - my main piece of advice is choose your builder wisely! Our first house, 5 years ago, 1.7Mill Baht for a 4 bedroom 190m2 house. Not premium, but no problems with this one. Our current house - 5+ Mill Baht for 3 bedroom 2 living area 2 storey house - about 230m2 living area. With this build, we had to watch our builder (who came highly recommended!) like a hawk. He was constantly looking for ways to shaft us. Cheaper materials, poor building practices etc - but we called him out on most things, and made him rectify issues. Less than 3 months after moving into our house - he was ghosting us! Not a great issue - as we didn't want him working for us anyway! - and in the next 18 months we have spent another 1.5mill repairing/replacing/rectifying his faults! When we built our separate gym/pool room/motorbike house - we contracted our builder from our first house - have had no problems with this. Don't expect to 'make' money from a house in LOS. Our first house is still sitting empty after 2 years. Thai are not keen on buying second hand houses. Too many Ghosts!! LOL

In my area , I am frequently overtaken by 30 year old corollas held together by duct tape, bog & the power of the amulet! - and of course delivery vans and fortuners...

No consequences for your wife. Some of our cars are registered in my name, some to my wife - but I pay all of the fines. I have never been required to show my drivers licence - only my id. (pink card or passport). AFAIK the 'points scheme' has not been instituted here in Thailand - it is only about making a little bit of money. But seriously, 500 Baht is not much of a deterrent.

Why would she want a 'real' boyfriend? If he is Thai, all he would do is spend her money!

She told you about the German man, but neglected to mention the Swede, the Aussie & the Brit who send her money too. Her business is working just fine. She does not need 'liberation' .

'another'. ?? are you keeping Aussies captive in your backyard? Are you observing and studying their behaviour?

I gave you a laughing emoji - only because we don't have a flick ewe emoji btw - it is either rudest or most rude - get it right!

Fat Slappers

a 1.5 metre non venomous python is unlikely to cause injury - although it could attempt to bite if it is cornered or threatened.

I'll give you a tip - don't steal from the tip box (especially under the cctv camera!)

Comedy Gold never ages... and leopards don't change their spots...

hey boys - everyone calm down still kicking is happy with his life choices i am very happy with mine all good - next please

I understand - but $40 buys a lot less in Australia than it does here in LOS

Fair enough. I am in to quality not quantity. I have had a fantastic life - and at 63 , if I turn up my toes tomorrow - no regrets. I would rather live happily here in LOS than fester to a dull conclusion in Australia.

as we say here - 'up to you'. All i know is that my life is so much simpler here in Thailand. (and I don't have to put up with a welcome to country for absolutely everything I want to do - which unsurprisingly made me feel very unwelcome!!)

mmmm. bad luck he is no longer with us. i would have been happy to donate to his go fund me for shooting lessons. too much? sorry , not sorry

Total Nanny State! This is part of the reason why I left Australia - my birth country , and the land I love Thailand feels like Australia was 50 years ago. By the time Thailand 'catches up' - I will be pushing up daisies - so no problem...

All of the above - except dinosaurs - but I have done (and still do) treat many snakes. This was in rural Australia.