Grumpy one

Stop them coming here, not leaving

With a large amount of Vaseline

This news is most stressing, with all these fine Nigerian Prince's locked up, who will be conversing with all the lonely rich women seeking a romantic meeting

Transfer any good alcohol into empty bottles of cheap crap. It worked on my BIL for a few years. The brick wall now does a better job, keeps the whole mob out

Why, are you returning from Australia and need sustenance or are you looking for a cheap place to pick up your true love

Was this accident caused by a car without a brake pedal or simply a buffalo rider behind the wheel

Will he get the same cell as his bouncer

He seems to be attracted to men and monkeys Must be having a hard time in Australia unless he is at the zoo watching the chimps walk past

So, now the local plod have 400 bikes and cars to rent out

No wonder the monkey slapped you, wanting to take it to such a sleazy place Shame on you

I have consulted with my Tooth Fairy and have been assured that this rail system will be 100% complete in the year 2525, assuming anyone is still alive to use it

Who was the demolition contractor, the I D F. I'm sure I have seen this same work in Gaza As for the Rose Garden now concrete, the only problem is Trump should have been under the slab.

Maybe the mutt would have been the better choice from day one The worst it could do is lick itself during a photo shoot

That job belongs to his brother

Must be a slow news day, considering the stroke was in September 2023 Keep up the good work, only 2 years and 1 month late

Not long ago you stated you were leaving Thailand with plans of never returning after a couple of run-ins with a monkey a ladyboy. Now you want to come and stay for 6 months. Did the offending monkey write and apologize to you?

Maybe the brief argument was in regard to leaving the toilet seat up

To be honest, there are 2 less who will reoffend

All planes need to have a remote-controlled door fitted on the cargo floor for disruptive passengers. No need to divert the flights, just place the nutter on the floor and say Bon Voyage, then hit the door button

He is only trying to get some refreshing Carbon Monoxide into his lungs

Congratulations, your photo is about to go on a poster for whatever crimes the plod can't solve

Gay bestiality would be more correct

The officer only wanted to show the recruit the Golden Rivet

And the truth comes out

He appears to be Russian to get a suntan