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Grumpy one

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  1. Mr. Dobie should be thankful his wheelchair was not also stolen. Probably get 4000 for it
  2. Man attacked by dead Tuna, makes a refreshing change to the current drunks being idiots headlines
  3. Those pesky ruskies come up with some weird plans
  4. They were found in the domestic terminal He could have bought them as Vietnam war relics But trying to take on a plane still makes him nut job
  5. When loaded with Chinese, wanting all you can eat seafood. It's an elevator cruise, straight to the bottom of the Gulf
  6. There is a recharging system installed, it's similar to a push bike's rear wheel connected to a generator. It only takes 3,000 passengers riding flat out to power 1 light onboard It has been hailed a great success and will be used to transport refugees across the English Chanel
  7. Maybe he is looking to the future. This could be his next home, and he would like the aroma of salt air
  8. These cheap knock off perfumes are good for removing the musty smell from wet car mats
  9. It's true love till the plonkers ATM card expires
  10. Would that not compact it more
  11. Eat a packet of Prunes or drink prune juice Either will get you running, and I do mean running
  12. 4: 20 am is a bit early to go jogging, but the white T shirt guy seems happy to do it
  13. Publish the name of your dentist He appears to do great work
  14. Years ago I had a foolish teenager in a pub ask me if I knew who his father was, I simply asked him his mothers maiden name I doubt he came from my loins, but its best to check. Myself and all the rest sitting at the bar never saw a more disappointed and crushed soul walk out, we all had a great laugh
  15. Cocks in Frocks Bitch Slapping each other, better than the wrestling on tv in the 70's Pay to view will make a bundle
  16. Just do to the low life what he did to the poor mutt A few stabs to the rear end and nuts should do, hell I'd pay to watch that
  17. He is no doubt at the top of the unwanted list
  18. There is a positive side to women with tats, you get to look at a comic book while having sex
  19. Sorry to disappoint you, but that's not my scene. You are welcome to continue doing it if it keeps you busy and happy, no doubt you give great lip service to your cliental
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