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Grumpy one

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  1. Why can't you get Myanmar beer in Thailand Is it because it is way better than the local swill
  2. Just wondering, how many English white folks left in Blighty
  3. I shave once a week, if I remember. Mac 3 and any soap we have My better half lets me know if I start looking like a bears arse
  4. USA talent show, at its best
  5. To stop her from going out so much, just cut off her cash supply. And PLEASE let us know the outcome
  6. No Nigerian Prince's were available for the photo shoot
  7. If only this fool knew what Hitler's thoughts were on black people
  8. I never knew you could wheel clamp a camel
  9. The 10,000 baht that most of the population are still waiting for may be side tracked. Assuming it's not spent on new cars and homes
  10. Mr. Dobie should be thankful his wheelchair was not also stolen. Probably get 4000 for it
  11. Man attacked by dead Tuna, makes a refreshing change to the current drunks being idiots headlines
  12. Those pesky ruskies come up with some weird plans
  13. They were found in the domestic terminal He could have bought them as Vietnam war relics But trying to take on a plane still makes him nut job
  14. When loaded with Chinese, wanting all you can eat seafood. It's an elevator cruise, straight to the bottom of the Gulf
  15. There is a recharging system installed, it's similar to a push bike's rear wheel connected to a generator. It only takes 3,000 passengers riding flat out to power 1 light onboard It has been hailed a great success and will be used to transport refugees across the English Chanel
  16. Maybe he is looking to the future. This could be his next home, and he would like the aroma of salt air
  17. These cheap knock off perfumes are good for removing the musty smell from wet car mats
  18. It's true love till the plonkers ATM card expires
  19. Would that not compact it more
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