My wife ran a cafe for a few years, I was the one everyone whined to.
Examples, 1 sausage was smaller than the other, solution I will shorten the longer one
The breakfast was cheaper 3 kilometers up the beach go for the walk it will be good for me
These cheap and miserable wretches almost made me sorry for their families back where they came from, mostly Poms with 2 Australians who I was happy to tell to Flock Off
No more selling food for us, just a simple lazy life