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Grumpy one

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  1. There is a recharging system installed, it's similar to a push bike's rear wheel connected to a generator. It only takes 3,000 passengers riding flat out to power 1 light onboard It has been hailed a great success and will be used to transport refugees across the English Chanel
  2. Maybe he is looking to the future. This could be his next home, and he would like the aroma of salt air
  3. These cheap knock off perfumes are good for removing the musty smell from wet car mats
  4. It's true love till the plonkers ATM card expires
  5. Would that not compact it more
  6. Eat a packet of Prunes or drink prune juice Either will get you running, and I do mean running
  7. 4: 20 am is a bit early to go jogging, but the white T shirt guy seems happy to do it
  8. Publish the name of your dentist He appears to do great work
  9. Years ago I had a foolish teenager in a pub ask me if I knew who his father was, I simply asked him his mothers maiden name I doubt he came from my loins, but its best to check. Myself and all the rest sitting at the bar never saw a more disappointed and crushed soul walk out, we all had a great laugh
  10. Cocks in Frocks Bitch Slapping each other, better than the wrestling on tv in the 70's Pay to view will make a bundle
  11. Just do to the low life what he did to the poor mutt A few stabs to the rear end and nuts should do, hell I'd pay to watch that
  12. He is no doubt at the top of the unwanted list
  13. There is a positive side to women with tats, you get to look at a comic book while having sex
  14. Sorry to disappoint you, but that's not my scene. You are welcome to continue doing it if it keeps you busy and happy, no doubt you give great lip service to your cliental
  15. Looking at the photo, Trump would mix in well with the boys. He could become a highly sought after Rent A Bitch
  16. There is no way I would go to any beach naked The thought of Green Peace members rushing to push me back in the water is a nightmare
  17. When will Thailand proclaim Shinawatra Day a national holiday
  18. Fake cops, fake doctors, fake women katoeys and the fake aircraft carrier who wants to add to the list
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