Grumpy one

So when is the going away party or are you getting hitched to your ladyboy/ monkey

No, he simply suffers from overly active sticky fingers

So that's how it's done in the gay community.

Was Snoopy too busy fighting the Red Baron to deliver the drugs himself

I doubt any insurance company would pay out on some of these claims

Why do the news items about Indians all involve losing gold chains Are they really so stupid

People like you who need to say I make a lot of money are the most insecure individuals roaming this planet Over the years living here, so many come along talking about their wealth. Without a pot to piss in, is how my father described them. This sound familiar to you

Being an Aussie expat, there is only one thing to say to you. The simple censored version is F##k OFF

Neither a Prophet nor a Brain Surgeon, just a happily retired guy that gets you all fired up with just a few words

The dogs

Is that the remains of Thailand's previous submarine

You have no worries, you and your best ladyboy friends should feel right at home in the detritus floating about there.

What do you do, besides being an obnoxious blight on this planet.

100% tariff on drugs, I wonder how the Columbian cartels will react to this news

You don't expect the brain-dead staff to actually work as well as show up at their place of employment, do you

So you are suffering from PTSD from nearly being attacked. Better go back and demand a refund or another date with said ladyboy

Your family have no problem letting you roam around

Better idea would be a fishing pond, think what TAT could do with the revenue

One would hope so

I guess my next dream machine will be an electric wheelchair

It's all in his mind

The Italian Thai development company and their Chinese partners are not having much luck lately

Inmate, were you?

Maybe he adds a teabag to his boiled urine for breakfast

A cheap ride from an old war horse that not many care about