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Grumpy one

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  1. Great parking, does he drive his car the same way
  2. Where do the midget pilots sit in those things in the front line. Just asking for a Thai neighbour
  3. Maybe an insurance claim on a watch bought at a Bangkok Night Market
  4. After living here for the past 16 years, I can assure you not much shocks me anymore. From Monks Behaving Badly to family incest, its a daily occurrence in this country and in many others. Its pointless venting your spleen on those who will never change decades of doing the same. By the way I do not live under any rock, just an average house with a normal family and several demonic dogs
  5. He isn't driving, the Honda died. He only wanted to help reincarnate it
  6. This country is far stranger than any Jerry Springer show could have been
  7. Turn them into toilet paper. You can rename them " 50 Shades of Brown "
  8. Send the kid out in traffic wearing a blindfold. If he returns uninjured then they can have bragging rights, until then it's all 💩
  9. Probably have as much luck with a 30 year old bar girl as you would with a 30 year old car here. Both have been around the block way too many times
  10. The new submarine has to be paid for one way or another
  11. Maybe she is young , compared to him.
  12. And the Flying Pig Show started 2 minutes after all the electrics were given the OK
  13. Touting a bit of business were you
  14. Having Bob move next door to me in Thailand would be a great motivation to go back to my country of birth
  15. Tie a brick to it for a week, then let us all know how it is
  16. Scat Airlines sounds like a large pile of smelly 💩 ....
  17. Who would have thought that a Nigerian would be up to no good
  18. Preparing for a Buffalo Beauty Contest Not much different to katoyes
  19. Obviously in training to be the next Doctor Dolittle
  20. Invite the spineless microbe to attend the hearing
  21. In more ways than we care to think about
  22. Maybe he planned to hand it in after his taxi driving shift ended
  23. I am not fat either. Just large boned. All that laughing is my exercise for the day
  24. That may be the last pussy he plays with for a while
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