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  1. Grumpy one
    How slow are the courts? This depends on how much cash you have It can speed up or slow down the process Splash enough and any discretion can disappear in a flash
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    The teacher had no plan to kill me, he just liked to show his power over the kids. Being expelled did me a great service, I worked in places that I would never have thought of going to. At 73 I look back and have only one regret, getting married to a New Zealand girl
  3. Grumpy one
    Deflated maybe
  4. Grumpy one
    But the Romans gave you roads and plumbing. I thank the movie " Life of Brian " for this information
  5. Grumpy one
    This heart warming story almost makes you want to visit Pattaya ALMOST
  6. Grumpy one
    Sometimes they don't.
  7. Grumpy one
    You aint no Robinson Crusoe when it comes to money and wives. Mine is up and ready to shop before the sun rises on pension day
  8. Grumpy one
    Looking at life that way, I would not be here in Thailand conversing with you. Funny how ones life turns out
  9. Grumpy one
    It's not my fault, the gun that I had hidden in my pants got all excited and had a premature discharge
  10. Grumpy one
    Or park your car on his head
  11. Grumpy one
    When I was 14 I had a teacher not unlike this sack of dog turds. One day it was my turn to be hit on the back of my head with a great lump of a text book, I returned the favour to him and was kicked out of school Fast forward 4 years and I am working evenings driving a tow truck. I had a call to repo a car, I saw the name and took great delight in doing the job. Not sure how the Sack of Sh-t got to work after that
  12. Grumpy one
    Let me guess, Chawalit thought he was entering a drive through car wash
  13. Grumpy one
    First off change this idiots name to Bone Head, secondly crush his bike to stop him riding it. I personally think he should be chained to the bike prior to crushing
  14. Grumpy one
    2 buffalo's are not a road block. More of a BBQ waiting to fire up
  15. Grumpy one
    I think its more like smoking too many pipes
  16. Grumpy one
    How can any serious person put Thailand, road and safety in the same sentence ??
  17. Grumpy one
    A real man with shaky hands needs a cut throat straight razor
  18. Grumpy one
    Reminds me of a cop a few years ago, shot the crap out of a guy who sang a song he had planned to sing. The best thing to learn here is Stay out of Karaoke Bars, they are health hazards
  19. Grumpy one
    When Tony and company retake the family business, his growing wealth will slow quicker than weeds hit with Round up
  20. Grumpy one
    I agree with the banana leaf, but its not from a tree. Banana's are listed as herbs Who would have thought
  21. Grumpy one
    He has given up on his day job, it was way too difficult. Hence his new and very lucrative job of cracking down on fake goods
  22. Grumpy one
    They prefer plastic bags rather than paper bags for numerous reasons, two being 1 Thai's like trees > Paper comes from trees 2 Paper bags are not very useful when placed over the head of someone you are trying to suffocate
  23. Grumpy one
    This story makes a nice change from the usual Indian gold chain thefts
  24. Grumpy one
    An old Canadian bag
  25. Grumpy one
    All this fuss about nothing. The headlines should read " Attractive tart gets pregnant, and customer wont pay ongoing costs "

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