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Grumpy one

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  1. OK buy a wig or get used to life as it is. Don't get upset with my first answer as it was given in jest, no doubt you have issues with a woman with thinning hair
  2. Become a knight in rusty armour, or feed them some cheap beef or pork bones now and then
  3. A house blessing AND free entertainment, even if it's only a pis pour boxing match Life is good in Thailand
  4. Shoot him with a tranquilliser dart, it's a 50 / 50 chance he may not topple off the landing. The police could act as bookmakers taking bets
  5. After these low life kids are found guilty, they need need to be castrated. Slice the nuts off or dip in acid, both ways are sure to prevent them doing it again. If the operators hand shakes and he cuts off an extra bit No Worries
  6. Not until it finishes its nap
  7. Planet of the Apes is not a movie anymore
  8. The reality of miserable UK weather was too much for him.
  9. After the first 4 words in the story I was dreaming of heaven 😋
  10. Maybe it was Rocky the flying squirrel 🙃
  11. I wonder if playing the Jerry Lee Lewis song Great Balls of Fire will please the rider 😁
  12. Eeny, Meeny, Minny and Mo maybe
  13. All the family should be made to eat it every day If no one gets sick good luck for them
  14. The Thai way, hit with a bloody big hammer
  15. So these South Korean ship builders will start producing single use throwaway submarines
  16. When or if the current stock is all sold ( maybe )
  17. A sharp knife could have cured this fool's problem for life
  18. So was the nipple pierced or not ?
  19. Was this the cause of the Sukothai sinking
  20. Insurance claim coming soon
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