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Grumpy one

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  1. I must admit my statement was wrong, it should have been " In hindsight the kid should have been drowned at childbirth" Now you can like it or give another tirade on my mental health, either way I will not be loosing any sleep due to your comments
  2. Their buffalo are having a stop work meeting about having to tart up for the occasion
  3. The son should have been drowned at childbirth
  4. To be fair to the monk, this did happen before Buddhist lent ( no drinking ) which started last week
  5. Tell her how you feel but make sure she has plenty of knives handy. You don't want to have her go looking for one to carve you up.
  6. The son doesn't sound very British to me. As for dad, the old plonker needs to readjust his thinking. 60 year olds don't have much luck surviving bar brawls
  7. Looks like some monks need a titty purse for their stash
  8. Small breed dogs know how to soften a hard man
  9. Bring on the blight
  10. Is he auditioning for a new Jaws movie ? ????
  11. Mario Mauer, now that's a good strong Thai name. Who is this muppet?
  12. Surprising how strong Thai tree's are ????
  13. Over 13 years ago we saved a soi dog after being hit by a car. The old girl is still with us, Queen of the kitchen at meal time and boss of the bed at night. We also have a chihuahua that thinks its a bull mastiff. He was one of 5 we rescued from a pound. Sadly over the ensuing years we have lost 4 due to old age. To me the perfect dog is one you can pick up when you have to and not develop a hernia in doing so.
  14. They are marking a where to cut diagram for the woman's family
  15. I would like to be a burden on the Australian government for the next 10 to 15 years, if not longer and a headache for my wife ????
  16. Just give them a camel for transport, a goat for sex and a bacon sandwich as a welcoming gift
  17. And therein lies the problem
  18. His group of chosen buffaloes must be getting tired of getting done up for the return
  19. A bullet to the head is far less expensive than a long prison sentence
  20. They work much better than B O But you do need to use SOAP and water first
  21. Then why do so many of these desert dwellers come to Bunrungrad and BKK hospitals ?
  22. He catches a snake and releases a worm
  23. Not much better in the country either
  24. Use as cheap toilet paper
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