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  1. Grumpy one
    So this enclosure wows the tourists. I doubt the poor animals feel the same way. Clean running water instead of the filthy water tubs and some shaded area may help. But not much. I never realised digging a pit could be so expensive, what was used, 24 carat gold shovels ?
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    How can you say this about Thai drivers. They are always striving to find ways to keep alert. More driving lights, horns and a vast array of coloured lights that usually fail to work. All these and looking for a food stall where they can block traffic are the number one on their list of priorities
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    In some African countries, if people had a rat infestation, they may be called caterers
  4. Grumpy one
    Watching paint dry and cricket are neck and neck in the boring race, followed closely with watching grass grow
  5. Grumpy one
    The poor guy only wanted to brush up on his driving skills prior to going for a drivers licence
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    One was
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    Has the learning level increased since 1969? I ask this as in that year in Sydney, Australia I was asked by some Vietnam R @ R troops where could they catch an Emu taxi OK they were not the brightest candles in the box, but how dumb can you get?
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    The wide bodies will be some of the older and larger flight attendants that Thai were using in 2019
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    Arson About, a well travelled soul
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    As a drain cleaner
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    At least the buffalo knows the way home, so the driver can drink or sleep. But no racing bufs in Thailand
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    At my age I do what makes me happy. If someone finds my first drink or fart offensive, tough luck for them I worked hard, let me enjoy my remaining time on earth my way
  13. Grumpy one
    I have a HP 15'' that was used by Noah when planning to build his Ark. I don't want to bin it, but its a race as to who or what looses its memory first. Me or machine?
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    A bottle of Scotch or your favourite spirit should work
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    The caring driver not wanting to wear out any mechanical parts may have selected angel gear/ neutral for the run down hill. Followed by a loud scream of Oh ????
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    Was she cleared for take off ?
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    Has it ever worked? I ask as nothing other than gaffa tape works on mine ????
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    Turned up collars seem to be a bit gay. Being an Aussie with no sense of fashion, I think I will stick to my T shirts
  19. Grumpy one
    A crust of bread for them Rabbit Pie for you ????
  20. Grumpy one
    If you are unhappy with the government hospitals, feel free to pay through the nose at a private hospital. The end result will be the same, it will come at a greater cost is all
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    Only some
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    Thai's don't like to insure their cars let alone take out travel insurance
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    Which is more important, food and couple of drinks to numb the mind or a roof over your head. Personally I could not answer this unless faced with the problem
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    I agree, the free boat rides ended in the 1800's
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    I thought I had met one of the smartest women in Thailand, then she married me. Not as smart as I first thought, but I still love her

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