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  1. Grumpy one
    Or park your car on his head
  2. Grumpy one
    When I was 14 I had a teacher not unlike this sack of dog turds. One day it was my turn to be hit on the back of my head with a great lump of a text book, I returned the favour to him and was kicked out of school Fast forward 4 years and I am working evenings driving a tow truck. I had a call to repo a car, I saw the name and took great delight in doing the job. Not sure how the Sack of Sh-t got to work after that
  3. Grumpy one
    Let me guess, Chawalit thought he was entering a drive through car wash
  4. Grumpy one
    First off change this idiots name to Bone Head, secondly crush his bike to stop him riding it. I personally think he should be chained to the bike prior to crushing
  5. Grumpy one
    2 buffalo's are not a road block. More of a BBQ waiting to fire up
  6. Grumpy one
    I think its more like smoking too many pipes
  7. Grumpy one
    How can any serious person put Thailand, road and safety in the same sentence ??
  8. Grumpy one
    A real man with shaky hands needs a cut throat straight razor
  9. Grumpy one
    Reminds me of a cop a few years ago, shot the crap out of a guy who sang a song he had planned to sing. The best thing to learn here is Stay out of Karaoke Bars, they are health hazards
  10. Grumpy one
    When Tony and company retake the family business, his growing wealth will slow quicker than weeds hit with Round up
  11. Grumpy one
    I agree with the banana leaf, but its not from a tree. Banana's are listed as herbs Who would have thought
  12. Grumpy one
    He has given up on his day job, it was way too difficult. Hence his new and very lucrative job of cracking down on fake goods
  13. Grumpy one
    They prefer plastic bags rather than paper bags for numerous reasons, two being 1 Thai's like trees > Paper comes from trees 2 Paper bags are not very useful when placed over the head of someone you are trying to suffocate
  14. Grumpy one
    This story makes a nice change from the usual Indian gold chain thefts
  15. Grumpy one
    An old Canadian bag
  16. Grumpy one
    All this fuss about nothing. The headlines should read " Attractive tart gets pregnant, and customer wont pay ongoing costs "
  17. Grumpy one
    You forgot the goats
  18. Grumpy one
    Some may say " Yum Yum "
  19. Grumpy one
    Try the hands on approach like Thai's do. Axes, knives, guns, whatever is handy. But be prepared for an extended holiday at one of the fine holiday resorts run by the Judicial System
  20. Grumpy one
    Check out Kevin Bloody Wilson for a collection of fine Xmass songs. One of my favourites is " I saw Mummy sucking Santa Clause "
  21. Grumpy one
    Severe drought may be the reason for exporting or the price of steel has risen
  22. Grumpy one
    In a surprize twist to this story, a Thai farmer who just returned from Israel and who is the brother inlaw of the policeman in charge of the cash laid claim to the money.
  23. Grumpy one
    1 Don't stray too far from the toilet. 2 Take a couple of Imodium or mix spoon of corn flour in a little water and drink, it does the same job as the medicine but tastes like crap
  24. Grumpy one
    So the crane ran out of puff going up the hill. What odds Somchai missed first gear, hence the rolling backwards, with worn out brakes he was on the Road to Hell
  25. Grumpy one
    At a quick glance I thought the headline was " A Ghanaian Drug Dealer " Silly me, must be suffering the pre Xmass hangover

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