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Grumpy one

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  1. Lets hope the mice enjoyed the 30,000 baht meal.
  2. Welcome to Planet Earth, there are nutters everywhere with firearms. Quite a few should be put down.
  3. Tie a brick to the base of head and let it swing. Get back to us with the results, we all need a laugh a day
  4. Mines the same, she gets a nice leg from Macro once a month and roasts it. Our dogs enjoy it also.
  5. Being politically correct, he only wanted to go outside for a cigarette
  6. Minister cum inside. Now the question is " cum inside who or what ???
  7. Somchai to bus management " What ?? We have to stop and pick up passengers and obey speed limits "
  8. Thai's don't stop and look for trains. Duel tracks means double the chance of hitting a train. Let the carnage begin
  9. Who said she had one ??
  10. Make a call at the nearest barracks, maybe they can help you with your wish
  11. I tried to bring my liquid assets to Thailand but it was too much hassle. So I drank them
  12. Bah Hum Bug
  13. Should that not read " Who are you doing "
  14. When he gets kicked out of the Temple he could change sides and ordain as a Catholic Priest. He has the right skill set, just needs to change from saffron to black .
  15. Some of these middle aged and well used tarts have to get money from some place, why not hit up a fellow farang
  16. I see in the photo she managed to save her phone from the dark blue Honda
  17. So he likes to keep busy, unlike bar stool warmers here.
  18. Just what Thailand needs to entice visitors. A cable car that will never be maintained. What could go wrong
  19. Is this kid named Octopussy All those weapons will need more than 2 arms
  20. Best you stay away from bar girls, they are bad for ones mental health
  21. It's also a hard life for the elephants who's habitat is taken away rai by rai. How long before these magnificent creatures are gone forever
  22. Is this one of the Chinese cops that were coming here,
  23. I can hook you up with a small boobed, chubby brown local spinster She prefers western food rather than Thai. The down side is if she wants more food she tends to howl a bit. If interested, you need to speak softly to her and take her for walks during the evening. Did I mention she is a bit of a dog
  24. So Thailand has a Taxation Police Division. Not many pay tax, so what do they do. Besides chasing ambulances to road accidents
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